Happy Fathers Night (AndrewsDad)

I have been waiting all day for someone to post a happy Father’s Day message or as it is referred to in Seattle, the non diverse institutionalized patriarchal society day. I finally realized that becoming a father typically requires a certain physical action with a real life female and well, come on, for most of you morons, just not an option.

Well Happy Father's Day anyway and below the fold is an absolute true real life feel good Father’s Day story.

My sister emails me earlier this week that her preschool age son brought home a wrapped father's day gift from school. She was going to leave it wrapped for his Dad until this morning but apparently, other parents did not do the same. Two days later an email went out apologizing for the inappropriateness of the gift. It was a coaster with the following poem.

Father
F is for firm.
A is for absent.
T is for time.
H is for hurt.
E is for even.
R is for repeat

Hey, I have had the flu for the last 48 hours. What you consider feel good and what I consider feel good right now may not exactly match up.

posted by xgenghisx at 11:23 PM

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