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June 05, 2009

"It is unclear whether he committed suicide or not or he died of suffocation or heart failure due to an orgasm."

David Carradine wasn't suicidal. He just had a mishap with X-treme masturbation.

Could happen to anyone, really.

Police Lt. Gen. Worapong Chewprecha told reporters that Carradine was found with a rope "tied around his penis and another rope around his neck."

"The two ropes were tied together," he said. "It is unclear whether he committed suicide or not or he died of suffocation or heart failure due to an orgasm."

Kids, don't do this. Sure, it sounds fun at first -- all the popular people are doing it! -- put pretty soon you're garroting your hog like it's Luca Brasi at one of Barzini's dive bars.

The more you know.


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