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June 09, 2009

Overnight Open Thread: Unfired Ordnance Edition [krakatoa]

Genghis has elected to take his semi-decadal day off from his duties here at AoS. So, once again, I have to come up with something that may or may not entertain the late-night trogs in the trenches while a half-dozen chat windows whose fine-print contain some legalese about being over-18 languish unattended.

No, no, don't misunderstand.

I live for this stuff. Really, I love you people. You remind me of family.

Maybe it's the passive-agressive competition for attention. Or perhaps it's the way that you wallow in your own filth. Hmm. That reminds me, I need to visit my folks in the home one of these months. I'm sure they had birthdays sometime in the last year.

Enough with all that, and on with the show.

Tonight's theme? Unspent loads.

Now: Ready on the firing line.

Round One: Have I told you the one about the fisherman and the sidewinder? Well, not exactly a sidewinder, which probably chaffs zombie Darwin to no end, as this was a sure thing otherwise.

Round Two: Nerds set world record for blue-balls.

"We are hoping to set, break and smash Guinness World Records for iconic characters from Daleks to Superheroes. And of course, to continue our epic streak of failure between the sheets."

Round Three: Playing fetch with the pooch? It's all fun and games until someone loses a spleen.

It'd be funny except for the PTSD suffered by the poor dog:

Commence firing. Or drooling. Really, whatever you prefer or are capable of.

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posted by TrollBuster at 10:02 PM

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