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This is the best 80s Mystery Click I've posted in a long timeThey want you to tell Them you love them/They're soft and/They're warm when you hug them

CBD and J.J. Sefton discuss: Feinstein finally fossilizes so will Newsom anger minorities by picking Schiff, and who will replace Menendez once he gets the chop? Ken Buck in typical RINO fashion stabs us in the back, AI will make the propaganda press even more insufferable, Israeli leftists riot and the battle to break free from a rogue leftist judiciary, Biden impeachment follies, and more!

Correction: In yesterday's post about the debate, I mistakenly said that Jim Varney was one of the liberal Fox immoderate moderators. Jim Varney is a good reporter at Real Clear Investigations whose work I quote a lot, so I had that name in mind. But he wasn't a moderator at a debate. I meant Stewart Varney.
Sorry for the mistake, and sorry to have sullied Jim Varney's name by associating it with that shitshow.

Everybody's so creative!

Ryan Long: Witches Be Crazy

Midnight's Edge: Bob Iger wildly overspent to land George Stephanopolous as anchor, not because he was a ratings draw, but because Stephanopolous had close ties to Clinton, Obama, and the Democrat fundraising machine and Bob Iger dreamt/continue to dream of running for President as a woke progressive Democrat one day

Midnight's Edge: Bob Iger is Disney's "five-star general" in the culture war; it is impossible to believe he actually wants to walk away from it
An enraging recapitulation of Bob Iger's central role ringleading and encouraging leftwing gay/trans Disney employees to revolt against then-CEO (in name only) Bob Chapek and demand that the corporation oppose Ron DeSantis

CJN: THE PODCASTS4,E15: CBD and Sefton discuss: Trudeau and parliament give an ovation to a Ukrainian Nazi, INS eager to deport religious family while letting in millions of 3rd world peasants, Skip Bayliss is a disgusting jerk for inventing a racist attack on Deion Sanders, Jackie Robinson as a shining example of meritocracy, no way Michelle O allows herself to replace Biden at the head of the Dem ticket, and more!

Rabid otter bites man and dog in Florida [CBD]

Brooks Robinson, the greatest third baseman that ever laced them up, is now playing the hot corner in heaven. Brooks Robinson, Hall of Fame Orioles third baseman, dies at 86. Brooks was a class act. My dad is a pediatrician, and he knew Brooks. If dad ever had a really sick kid, he could make one call to Brook's office, and a freshly signed photo, personally addressed to the kid in question, would arrive within a day or so. RIP. [Weirddave]

James Comer says he has bank data showing that Hunter Biden received two payments originating in China in 2019, and Joe Biden's house in DE was the beneficiary address [CBD]

Morristown family from Germany fears deportation after more than 15 years in the U.S. Ah yes...the new rules. Break the rules and you are allowed to stay. Be law-abiding and you will be tossed out. [CBD]

The P*ssies celebrate the new Woke Snow Biege and its Stronk Empowered Philosopher Queen Rachel Zegler

"Like a Basketball Game:" Miami obliterates Denver with 70-20 score, 750+ yards of offense
The all-time record was 73 points, from a championship game in the 40s. Miami had a chance to equal that with an easy field goal from 28 yards, but chose to take the knee and run out the clock.
Nifty shovel pass at 3:30

What ever happened to Lilly Singh (and why couldn't it have happened to her sooner)?

CJN: THE PODCASTCBD and J.J. Sefton are joined by Joe Mannix to discuss: Bobert and Brand are to be destroyed while pervert criminals like Biden are protected, Menendez finally under the gun?, Impeachment follies and Merrick Garland's "grilling" before Congress, Biden's new unconstitutional Klimate Korps, Government by"QUANGO?" the complete de-fanging of the US military, Colony Ridge and the erasure of the border, Gerontocracy/Kleptocracy and talk of term limits, and more!

I do not even know how I ended up here, but I thought this post was good. I do not know who you are but certainly you're going to a famous blogger if you aren't already

-- Even our spammers are flattering! [CBD]

McCarthy Denied Zelenskyy's Wish to Address Congress
He has testicles? Who knew! [CBD]

Almost 3/4 of Americans Think The Nation is Becoming a Police State [CBD]

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You're Fired! Donald Trump Grills the 2004 Democrat Candidates and Operatives on Their Election Loss
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A Eulogy In Advance for Former Lincoln Project Associate and Noted Twitter Pestilence Tom Nichols

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Adam Carolla Rips Leslie Stahl's Attack on Terrorist Interrogation Meet The Candidates, 2012 Derby Day Saturday Morning Open Thread Friday Night ONT [Ben] Michael Moore Becomes a Triple Threat, Incompetent In Three Different Arts Newest Navy Ship To Be Named, USS Time Limited, Scope Limited Military Action Harvard Law School Refuses To Say Who Its Lone American Indian Professor Is "I Didn't Call You a Name:" Elizabeth Warren Defender Gets Steamed at Tucker Carlson, Calls Him a "Bow-Tyin' White Boy" TransCanada Offers Obama Second Chance to Heroically Destroy Tens of Thousands of Pipeline Jobs A note on polling and releases "The Life of Julia" And Obama's Orwellian Vision for a Fundamental Change In the Relationship Between Citizen and State Will You Rescue an Occupier? Assembling The Avengers: "The Avengers" Scores Eighth-Best Midnight Open Ever Beastie Boys' MCA Dies at Age 47, of Cancer Shocker: Economy Loses More Jobs And Yet Unemployment Rate Falls Again Ooof: Dick Lugar Down By 10 Points Less Than A Week Before GOP Primary Shake Shake Shake, That Tip Jar Top Headline Comments 5-4-12 Overnight Open Thread (5-03-2012) Wisconsin Recall Projection Updated 5/3/2012 The Fox Panel on That "Heroes Don't Spike the Football" Ad New Amazing Spider-Man Trailer Third NBC Producer Fired After Discover of Yet Another Faked Zimmerman Audio All Five Cleveland Would-Be Bridge Bombers Are Occupiers; ABCNews Fails To Identify Them As Such I'm Beginning to Suspect The Left Just Might Be Playing Fast and Loose With Race For Political Reasons Why It Matters That Obama Dated a Composite and Ate a Dog Gallup: Unemployment Rate Up ADP: Unemployment Rate Up Weekly Jobless Claims: Unemployment Rate Up Obama's Announcement of Unemployment Rate Tomorrow: Down, I'm Thinking Update: CNN Mentions The "Invisible" Jobless Mostly Peaceful Occupier/Terrorist Throws Brick From Roof; Hits Another Occupier In the Face Is Philip Klein Right? By Fighting Against Obama's Distractions of the Day, Is Romney Losing the Big Picture and Thus the Election? A Tale of Two Wardobes: Media Very Interested In Cost of Ann Romney's Clothing; Fails To Mention Cost of Michele Obama's Elizabeth Warren: My Grandpapa Had High Cheekbones, Like Indians Do And: I Only Mentioned My "Minority Heritage" In Directories So That I Could Make Friends With Other People With Tribal Roots What Do You Call A Secret Held By 40 People? "Not a Secret" Obama Administration Really Pitching Itself to Incompetent Women Needing Almost Constant State Assistance Admin Releases Some Documents Seized in UBL Raid Top Headline Comments 5-3-2012 Overnight Open Thread (4-2-2012) Evening Open Thread Liberal Silence: We Don't Need To Talk About That Despicable Idiot Who Almost Became Vice President Anymore Elizabeth "Dances With Socialism" Warren: I Only Said I Was A Native American To Make Friends Open Thread Pat Condell: Hello Saudi Arabia New Marquette Law Poll Wisconsin Recall: WALKER BESTS BARRETT BY 1 IN LV, TRAILS 1 IN RV SUBSTANTIAL SHARE OF D PRIMARY VOTE ACTUALLY R (17%) Catholic Bishops Ask For Civil Disobedience Liberals: Eat It, Wingnuts. Obama's The Biggest Badass Since John Shaft. The Leg Thrill is Back: Matthews Thinks Obama's Crass Campaign Speech Is "Shakespearean," Just Like Henry V RNC Debuts "Social Victory Center" on Facebook Top Headline Comments 5-2-12 Overnight Open Thread (5-1-2012) - May Day Edition Obama Speaking Live From Afghanistan Big Picture: The Left Is Freaking Out That ObamaCare Might Be Invalidated Because Their Dreams Require Massively Empowered Government Obama Ad: Remember, If Any SEALs Had Been Captured Or Killed, It Would Have Been Just Horrible... For Obama Is This Something? Paul Krugman: We're In A Depression Apparently You Can't Be Gay And Have a Job In A Conservative Organization: Richard Grennell Resigns, Under Pressure By Conservatives Update: Is There Any Evidence of "Uproar"? Afghanistan Must Be A Swing State, Because Obama Just Landed There To Give A Speech Update: Will Address the Nation "Tonight" (I'm Thinking Primetime, Baby!) The Royal "I:" The Osama bin Ladin Raid and Obama's Stolen Valor Chris Christie: Do I Really Look Like the Vice President Type? Five Anarchist Terrorists Arrested For Plot to Blow Up Cleveland Bridge Confirmed: At Least Two of the Bombers Are Occupy Organizers Another Dark Knight Rises Trailer Elizabeth Warren: I Declare I'm 1/32nd Cherokee SEALs To Obama: We Remember The Bin Ladin Strike. We Don't Remember Seeing You There, Buddy. Midday(ish) Open Thread Top Headline Comments 5-1-12	Now Available! The Deplorable Gourmet A Horde-sourced Cookbook [All profits go to charity] Top Headlines This is the best 80s Mystery Click I've posted in a long timeThey want you to tell Them you love them/They're soft and/They're warm when you hug them CBD and J.J. Sefton discuss: Feinstein finally fossilizes so will Newsom anger minorities by picking Schiff, and who will replace Menendez once he gets the chop? Ken Buck in typical RINO fashion stabs us in the back, AI will make the propaganda press even more insufferable, Israeli leftists riot and the battle to break free from a rogue leftist judiciary, Biden impeachment follies, and more! Correction: In yesterday's post about the debate, I mistakenly said that Jim Varney was one of the liberal Fox immoderate moderators. Jim Varney is a good reporter at Real Clear Investigations whose work I quote a lot, so I had that name in mind. But he wasn't a moderator at a debate. I meant Stewart Varney. Sorry for the mistake, and sorry to have sullied Jim Varney's name by associating it with that shitshow. Everybody's so creative! Ryan Long: Witches Be Crazy Midnight's Edge: Bob Iger wildly overspent to land George Stephanopolous as anchor, not because he was a ratings draw, but because Stephanopolous had close ties to Clinton, Obama, and the Democrat fundraising machine and Bob Iger dreamt/continue to dream of running for President as a woke progressive Democrat one day Midnight's Edge: Bob Iger is Disney's "five-star general" in the culture war; it is impossible to believe he actually wants to walk away from it An enraging recapitulation of Bob Iger's central role ringleading and encouraging leftwing gay/trans Disney employees to revolt against then-CEO (in name only) Bob Chapek and demand that the corporation oppose Ron DeSantis CJN: THE PODCASTS4,E15: CBD and Sefton discuss: Trudeau and parliament give an ovation to a Ukrainian Nazi, INS eager to deport religious family while letting in millions of 3rd world peasants, Skip Bayliss is a disgusting jerk for inventing a racist attack on Deion Sanders, Jackie Robinson as a shining example of meritocracy, no way Michelle O allows herself to replace Biden at the head of the Dem ticket, and more! Rabid otter bites man and dog in Florida [CBD] Brooks Robinson, the greatest third baseman that ever laced them up, is now playing the hot corner in heaven. Brooks Robinson, Hall of Fame Orioles third baseman, dies at 86. Brooks was a class act. My dad is a pediatrician, and he knew Brooks. If dad ever had a really sick kid, he could make one call to Brook's office, and a freshly signed photo, personally addressed to the kid in question, would arrive within a day or so. RIP. [Weirddave] James Comer says he has bank data showing that Hunter Biden received two payments originating in China in 2019, and Joe Biden's house in DE was the beneficiary address [CBD] Morristown family from Germany fears deportation after more than 15 years in the U.S. Ah yes...the new rules. Break the rules and you are allowed to stay. Be law-abiding and you will be tossed out. [CBD] The Pssies celebrate the new Woke Snow Biege and its Stronk Empowered Philosopher Queen Rachel Zegler "Like a Basketball Game:" Miami obliterates Denver with 70-20 score, 750+ yards of offense The all-time record was 73 points, from a championship game in the 40s. Miami had a chance to equal that with an easy field goal from 28 yards, but chose to take the knee and run out the clock. Nifty shovel pass at 3:30 What ever happened to Lilly Singh (and why couldn't it have happened to her sooner)? CJN: THE PODCASTCBD and J.J. Sefton are joined by Joe Mannix to discuss: Bobert and Brand are to be destroyed while pervert criminals like Biden are protected, Menendez finally under the gun?, Impeachment follies and Merrick Garland's "grilling" before Congress, Biden's new unconstitutional Klimate Korps, Government by"QUANGO?" the complete de-fanging of the US military, Colony Ridge and the erasure of the border, Gerontocracy/Kleptocracy and talk of term limits, and more! 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Thanksgivingmanship: How to Deal With Your Spoiled Stupid Leftist Adultbrat Relatives Who Have Spent Three Months Reading Slate and Vox Learning How to Deal With You You're Fired! Donald Trump Grills the 2004 Democrat Candidates and Operatives on Their Election Loss Bizarrely I had a perfect Donald Trump voice going in 2004 and then literally never used it again, even when he was running for president. A Eulogy In Advance for Former Lincoln Project Associate and Noted Twitter Pestilence Tom Nichols Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: If You Touch My Sandwich One More Time, I Will Fvcking Kill You Special Guest Blogger Rich "Psycho" Giamboni: I Must Eat Jim Acosta Special Guest Blogger Tom Friedman: We Need to Talk About What My Egyptian Cab Driver Told Me About Globalization Shortly Before He Began to Murder Me Special Guest Blogger Bernard Henri-Levy: I rise in defense of my very good friend Dominique Strauss-Kahn Note: Later events actually proved Dominique Strauss-Kahn completely innocent. The piece is still funny though -- if you pretend, for five minutes, that he was guilty. The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility The Dowd-O-Matic! 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