Obama Inserts Himself Into Every President's Official Biography on Whitehouse.Gov

When Christians read the Bible, they read important persons as prefigurations of Christ. Daniel's time in the lion's den is a prefiguration of Christ's crucifixion. And so on.

Well, you'll be happy to know that all past presidents were prefigurations of our current High Priest of the God-State. All history leads, through a process of evolution, into the perfection of Barack Hussein Obama, the Final Completion of America (TM).

As commenters keep hilariously saying, THE BALLS ON THIS GUY!

Many of President Obama’s fervent devotees are young enough not to have much memory of the political world before the arrival of The One. Coincidentally, Obama himself feels the same way—and the White House’s official website reflects that.

The Heritage Foundation’s Rory Cooper tweeted that Obama had casually dropped his own name into Ronald Reagan’s official biography on www.whitehouse.gov, claiming credit for taking up the mantle of Reagan’s tax reform advocacy with his “Buffett Rule” gimmick. My first thought was, he must be joking. But he wasn’t—it turns out Obama has added bullet points bragging about his own accomplishments to the biographical sketches of every single U.S. president since Calvin Coolidge (except, for some reason, Gerald Ford). Here are a few examples:

On Feb. 22, 1924 Calvin Coolidge became the first president to make a public radio address to the American people. President Coolidge later helped create the Federal Radio Commission, which has now evolved to become the Federal Communications Commission (FCC). President Obama became the first president to hold virtual gatherings and town halls using Twitter, Facebook, Google+, LinkedIn, etc.

In a 1946 letter to the National Urban League, President Truman wrote that the government has “an obligation to see that the civil rights of every citizen are fully and equally protected.” He ended racial segregation in civil service and the armed forces in 1948. Today the Obama administration continues to strive toward upholding the civil rights of its citizens, repealing Don’t Ask Don’t Tell, allowing people of all sexual orientations to serve openly in our armed forces.

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In a June 28, 1985 speech Reagan called for a fairer tax code, one where a multi-millionaire did not have a lower tax rate than his secretary. Today, President Obama is calling for the same with the Buffett Rule.

BigGovernment lists a few other Prefigurations of The Obama.

Obama chooses not to highlight the fact that he is killing a lot of terrorists with the weapons and intelligence apparatus inherited from Bush. No, for Bush, his only similarity is...

“In 2002, President George W. Bush’s State of the Union was the first to be live broadcast on the Internet. In 2011 and 2012, President Obama’s State of the Union speeches were available in an enhanced live stream version that featured infographics, charts and data side-by-side in real time with the President’s speech.”

He also might have mentioned hat Bush paved the way for his enormous deficits and socialistic bailouts.

But I guess Bush is too important as a Devil Figure to suggest such a continuity.

posted by Ace at 12:32 PM

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