Levi Johnson Gay Porn Doomsday Clock's Hands Advanced to Six to Midnight

"Penniless," claims the Daily Mail, and living with his mom after blowing his million dollars on guns, boats, and cars.

Which is a decent enough thing to blow a million dollars on, if and only if you're reasonably sure there's a second million coming.

You know what this means?

Time for another Super-Secret Revelation About the Palins. Gotta be something even huger this time.

That, or, of course, Gay Porn.

I have a different idea, though. I think Johnson knows the Liberal Money is tapped out, at least for now, and he'll Find Jesus, write a book about Finding Jesus, claim he's changed and seen the error of his ways and all apologies to the Palin family and so on, and attempt to try to get cash from conservative audiences.

I don't think it will work. But I think he will try it. Because I don't think he wants to do gay porn. He seems to be a fan of the vaiszh.

So while I am advancing the Levi Johnson Gay Porn Doomsday Clock, I am only advancing it two minutes, to six to midnight.

Please make a note for your records.

posted by Ace at 12:21 PM

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