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Overnight Open Thread (5-15-2012)Remember the UCB farm taken over by hippies and the local Khmer Berkeley? Well the university gave them an ultimatum to leave but they absolutely refused to cave in to the Man's demands. Oh wait... May 9:
Meanwhile here are your current Palin clan updates: Reports in the National Enquirer last month allege that she will be moving headed into a 'trial marriage' with her current boyfriend Gino Paoletti, 21. Baby doll - reality TV is not a career especially for a single mom with no apparent job skills.
Levi Johnson plans to name his newborn daughter 'Berretta' Levi Johnson, the father of Sarah Palin's grandson, plans to name his new daughter after a gun. Jonson, 21, will call his second child Breeze Beretta Johnson. Her middle name is inspired by the Italian firearms manufacturer Beretta.I'm guessing we'll know that Sarah is serious about running for office when Bristol leaves on a year-long tour of Outer Mongolia and Levi Johnson goes missing. Navy Wants Ultraviolet Cloaking Device for Jet Fighters Well the sun is a huge UV source and if you're obscuring a plane's signature, you have to deal with that part of the spectrum too: Now the Pentagon wants the defense industry to come up with a system that can cloak fighters from another telltale type of radiation: ultraviolet energy from the sun. And aren't averse to a little risk - after all what are the odds of second cowardly Italian captain running the ship into rocks while wooing an Eastern European babe? Yes, Costa Cruises is back and bigger than ever! Once priced at $2,130, the "Sunshine Cities" western Mediterranean route (which passes the western coast of Italy) is now $449 (although I bet at this base price you're staying in a windowless cabin). Apparently Costa's gamble is paying off. According to Reuters, "Italian cruise operator Costa Crociere, controlled by U.S. group Carnival, cut prices and saw a 25 percent annual rise in bookings in April, recovering from the slump in sales triggered by the deadly Concordia disaster earlier this year." The Floppy Disk and 14 other old people Icons that don't make sense anymore The Floppy Disk Icon means "save" for a whole generation of people who have never seen one. Okay he may have a point with the floppy disk icon (technically a diskette), but most of the other icons have hardly become archaic except perhaps among young techno-hipsters. I promise you that if you go to a modern office, you'll still see manila folders, phone handsets, calendars, and envelopes. Plus icons are meant to be well...iconic - so they can be arbitrary as long as they're recognizable. So over a year after the Japanese tsunami a Harley Davidson motorcycle was found washed up on shore in British Columbia inside a moving van that floated across the Pacific. Using its license plate and a little detective work the original owner in Miyagi, Japan was tracked down. It's pretty crudded up but Harley Davidson has announced that they will restore the bike to its original condition before sending it back to its owner in Japan. Man beats smuggling rap because he 'drinks a lot' Well this was in Sweden. The 23-year-old man was stopped in October 2011 after entering the town of Helsingborg on Sweden's west coast. But before you start macking on her you might want to keep in mind who her daddy is. Also: reconciliation at last - now they can finally get back to killing central american leftists. The Yahoo AoSHQ group. You know the way. Tonight's post brought to you by a map of the bed: Notice: Posted by permission of AceCorp LLC. Please e-mail overnight open thread tips to maetenloch at gmail. Otherwise send tips to Ace. | Recent Comments
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