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Time: Listen Up, Young Voters! Living At Home With Your Parents Into Your 30s Is Freakin' Awesome!!!!You're welcome. And vote Obama. First we had "Funemployment," which the media informed us was the exhilarating liberation from regular wages, and the freedom to explore all those hobbies you never had the time to when you had a job, so long as those hobbies are free. And now -- adults forced by the Obama Depression to live with their parents until their thirty are, well, Lucky Duckies indeed! The Great Recession has brought with it a reevaluation of the American Dream, and even whether a college degree is worth the money. Now, the idea of living at home with your parents isn’t associated with failure or a lack of achievement. More likely, young adults living with their parents are thought of as victims of unfortunate circumstances, with plenty of good company. Wait, let me see if I have this right. A columnist opined that adults still living with their parents lack independence and ambition, and your rebuttal is that they don't "seem to be in much of a hurry to leave their parents' warm, comfortable nests"? Were you absent the day they taught the meaning of "independence" and "ambition" in school? I don't blame young people for the Obama catastrophe -- well, sort of I do, as they voted for him. But they didn't vote for this. But this writer seems determined to cast their lot as just wonderful, so I have to call him on this absurd spinning. Yes, if you are living at your parents', and do not have an ambition to be independent, then you do in fact lack ambition and a sense of independence. It's sort of right there in the predicate, isn't it?
Flashback: The LA Times, June 2009. Here's their opening hed, subhed, and picture. For the 'funemployed,' unemployment is welcome In case you've forgotten (and I doubt you have), none of that is parody. That is lifted directly from the LA Times. Check if you don't believe me. ![]() | Access Comments | Recent Comments
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