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May 21, 2012

Traveling Is Fun

I opted for the search instead of the big scanning machine at the airport yesterday and the TSA agent was really nice about it.

She made me wait a long, long, time, then f*cking clucked her tongue at me while she was talking about me- right in front of me- to her coworkers.

Then, when she finally decided to do her job, gave me a raft of sh*t that began with "Why don't you want to go through the machine?"

I thoroughly enjoyed her attitude and condescending talkdown, and especially the shitty looks of disdain. I also was pleased to have to hold my tongue because this unpleasant person has so much power over me that she can make me miss my flight if I piss her off, and she's obviously already halfway there.

Can hardly wait until this person is in charge of my healthcare.

So here's another Open Thread for your Monday pleasure.

posted by Laura. at 09:56 AM

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