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May 03, 2012

Obama Administration Really Pitching Itself to Incompetent Women Needing Almost Constant State Assistance

The Life of Julia -- how Obama promises to fix things for the subset of women requiring a Strong Man in their life but who don't have one.

Is it just me or is there something fundamentally inconsistent with the concept of Strong, Independent Women and paternalism?

Here's Julia at age 23:

Under President Obama: Because of steps like the Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act, Julia is one of millions of women across the country who knows she'll always be able to stand up for her right to equal pay. She starts her career as a web designer.

Under Mitt Romney: He has refused to say whether he would have vetoed or signed the Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act.

At age 27 (Obama seems to be president throughout Julia's life)...

Under President Obama: For the past four years, Julia has worked full-time as a web designer. Thanks to Obamacare, her health insurance is required to cover birth control and preventive care, letting Julia focus on her work rather than worry about her health.

Under Mitt Romney: Romney supports the Blunt Amendment—which would place Julia's health care decisions in the hands of her employer—and repealing health care reform so insurance companies could go back to charging women 50% more than men.

We used to use presentations like the one Obama offers to women for purposes of illustrating the activities and amenities at Care centers for the mentally retarded, insane, or elderly.

Tell us about the tapioca, Papa.

Who The Hell Is "Julia," And Why Am I Paying For Her For Her Whole Life? Because Obama has decided we're now each responsible for 300 million new family members-- congratulations! You're having 145 million boys and 155 million girls!


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