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May 05, 2012

Meet The Candidates, 2012

Haven't forgotten about's just that nothing is really happening yet.

Still, let me know in comments about any significant local races you're watching, or exciting candidates that you think the other Morons should hear about. I'll be compiling the information and posting candidate spotlights later on, as the races start to warm up.

Via Keith Koffler, President Obama's schedule for today.

10:35 am || Departs the White House

Noon || Arrives Columbus, Ohio

1:20 pm || Delivers remarks at a campaign event; Value City Arena-Schottenstein Center, Columbus, Ohio

2:55 pm || Departs Columbus

4:00 pm || Arrives Richmond, Virginia

4:55 pm || Delivers remarks at a campaign event; Verizon Wireless Arena-Stuart C. Siegel Center, Richmond

5:55 pm || Departs Richmond

6:50 pm || Arrives White House

Lest you think this is only his new routine because he has launched his reelection campaign today (snortle!), there is a chronological archive.

If you search back in this archive, you come to one inescapable conclusion: it is virtually impossible for this man to get any actual work done, with all these trifling and petty interruptions to his duty as head of state! Good Lord, people!

Why, there are large, lofty, looming decisions to be made, and yet - somehow - always there is another fundraiser that takes precedence. Always more jetting around, always more brief remarks to be delivered to some crowd of high schoolers or trade unionists. This must be intensely frustrating to driven, workaholic Obama.

One would think that his speechifyin' is somehow more appreciated by his inner circle than his deft administrative wizardry.

Under the fold, a little song I have renamed, 'Spirit of 2010.' Upbeat little number.
You will like.

Please promote the most conservative candidates, and shake your tushy. Have a great weekend!

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