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Texas MoMe and SWOH MoME tentatively scheduled for 10/21/17
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Headlines: 7/27/2017
Flashback: In April, Imran Awan's Stepmother Claimed He Threatened Her With Kidnapping If She Ever Spoke to US Authorities Again
Just a guy being persecuted over a perfectly routine mortgage application, according to CNN and the National Laughingstock
Study Claims a Link Between Sugar Intake and Depression, But Only In Men
They claim they eliminated the possibility that depression causes more sugar intake, rather than sugar causing a higher probability of depression, but I didn't see where they explained that methodology
Ewoks Strike Back? Ewoks May Return in Star Wars Han Solo Movie. [dri]
Headlines: 7/26/2017
Dennis Prager's Response to Former #FakeNewsRepublican, Now Standard Issue Media Liberal Bret Stephens
Beware of paycheck "conservatives." Because they'll always need that paycheck, and their David Brock-style flip is just one lateral job move away.
More good news? Unemployment line in MO grows larger. [Mis. Hum.]
Elected Democrats can claim all they want Obamacare is working. The carriers say otherwise. So when does the GOP say "single-payer" is the way to go? We know they won't repeal it.[Mis. Hum.]
When does the National divorce happen? Are we even "united" anymore? [Mis. Hum.]
More gooder news? Trump causes more heads to explode. Military ban on transgendered people. More gooder? //// [Mis. Hum.]
How about a bit of good news? Rep. Steve Scalise discharged from hospital. [Mis. Hum.]
California and the Outing of Thought Criminals Anonymity is one of the foundations of free speech. Anyone who attacks it is an authoritarian. [CBD]
Yawn. Big f*cking deal. CricketsWasserman Schultz aide arrested attempting to leave country. [Mis. Hum.]
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