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March 05, 2010

Hapless Harry Reid: 36,000 Americans Lost Their Jobs This Month. And You're Welcome.
Update: Harry Reid, On Second Thought, When I Said It's "Really Good News," I Really Meant It Was "Devastating News"

He also noted that many of those losing jobs had lighter skin.

By the way, "only" losing 36,000 jobs cost you "merely" a trillion plus dollars.

Which, after hyperinflation, will be worth a third of a trillion dollars in fifteen years.

He just emailed me to say "Please don't call me a hero."


Thanks to StarChamberMaid.


Harry Reid... Splitting Atoms-- With His Mind. Now it's not such wonderful news.

House Majority Leader Harry Reid returned to the Senate floor, saying his earlier remarks that "Today is a big day in America. Only 36,000 people lost their jobs today, which is really good," were "mischaracterized by those seeking to score political points" and adding that the lost 36,000 jobs is "devastating news."

I just sent some "really good" news to Harry Reid: You will die alone and afraid and cold.

He replied, "Hey, thanks!"


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