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March 31, 2010

Overnight Open Thread

Good evening and happy Hump Day all.

The Top 160 Arnold Lines Stitched Together
Which makes about 10 minutes of awesome. And no it's not a tumor. So get to da choppa. Then get your ass to Mars.


John Cusack: Actor, Idiot
He was in a string of entertaining movies back in the 80's and 90's but since then not so much. But he's always been a retarded moonbat when it came to politics. Here's how he describes the 1980's, the very decade that brought him fame and wealth:

"I remember it being a kind of forced Prozac happy time without the Prozac," Cusack says. "We were sort of like optimism by martial law. There were jumbotrons of Ronald Reagan everywhere. There were Dr. Pepper people dancing. There was this militant patriotism, nationalism, faux spirituality to it. I look back on it as an intense, dark decade."

Well maybe all the giant Reagan jumbotrons were in Hollywood back then but I for sure don't remember any Dr. Pepper people dancing. Well except for a commercial or two in the 70's.

Jesse James had a foursome with two girls and a guy
Total tattoos involved: 102. And now he's in sex rehab in AZ desperately trying to save his marriage, while Sandra is busy seeing divorce attorneys.

Okay listen up all you chronic cheating husbands out there - when you finally get busted, don't whine about it or sully respectable sex addiction clinics with your douchebaggery. Just accept your divorce like a man and move on. Or in James' case move on back to banging tattooed up skanks.

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Top 10 Movie Fails of the Last Decade
Okay by the numbers Pluto Nash is probably the biggest fail, but Gigli is a close contender given its suckitude in all areas of film making. And I was completely unaware they bothered to do a Rollerball remake at all.

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Inside Britain's secret nuclear bunker
Built in Scotland in the 50's this was where the British governement would have retreated to in the event of a nuclear war.

Japanese “Mosquito” Reveals Your Date’s Real Age
Japan loves gadgets and this one is designed to tell the real age of someone based on how well they can hear different high frequencies. I guess it'll protect your against jailbait if you're kinda stupid.

8 Odd Infused Vodka Flavors
Yeah vodka has treasured place in the moron lifestyle but sometimes you feels like getting fancy when you're having decent folks over. And that's when you bring out the bacon and skittles flavored vodka.

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The Yahoo AoSHQ group. You know the way.

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