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March 01, 2010

Violent, Crazed Teabaggers Kill Selves, 2-Year-Old Son

These teabaggers also attempted to murder their seven month old daughter.

She somehow survived.

Their two-year-old son was not so lucky.

Damn these Teabaggers, who shoot their own children due to fears of death panels global warming.

But their unnamed daughter cheated death after the bullet from her dad's handgun missed her vital organs.

Paramedics rushed her to hospital covered in blood when police alerted by worried neighbours discovered the massacre three days later.

The youngster is recovering in hospital in the town of Goya in the northern Argentine province of Corrientes, where doctors say she is out of danger.
Her parents said they feared the effects of global warming in a suicide note discovered by police.



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