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March 10, 2010

Overnight Open Thread

Good evening and happy Hump Day all.

The World's Worst Drivers
Because sometimes driving in a straight line is hard. And sadly I doubt alcohol was involved with any of these accidents. For extra points try and find the subliminal message in the video.


"Are you kidding me? The election of Joe Biden was a total sham! Think about it! Everyone knows that 9/11 was a coverup. And have you noticed that MSM has started to act very strangely? They obviously don’t want this story getting out. I mean, what would happen if people began asking who really controls the hobos? Well, they may be able to fool the sheeple, but the members of AoSHQ aren't swallowing their story. Look, don’t take it from me; Fred Thompson is convinced as well. But we have to act fast, because the Obama militia is coming. I just wanted you to be aware of this, in case I disappear."
Create your own conspiracy here.

Sarah Jessica Parker at the Oscars
Okay she's passed the horsey stage and now looks like an alien queen wearing a human suit. And oh-my-god is that Matthew Broderick looking on?! What the hell happened to him - he's only 47. And he doesn't look so happy about his insectoid wife either.

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Rumour: French President Nicolas Sarkozy and Carla Bruni are both having affairs
Well they are French and Bruni famously said that she was "easily bored by monogamy" so I guess there's about a zero surprise factor here.

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Why are the Scots so Ginger?
Apparently it's due to the weather. Plus a deficiency in souls.

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“Air pollution is certainly going to take hundreds of thousands of lives in the next few years alone,” Paul Ehrlich in an interview in Mademoiselle magazine, April 1970.

Ehrlich also predicted that in 1973, 200,000 Americans would die from air pollution, and that by 1980 the life expectancy of Americans would be 42 years.


“By 1985, air pollution will have reduced the amount of sunlight reaching earth by one half...” Life magazine, January 1970.

Wrong

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How You Teach Something (NSFW)
Along with some girl-on-girl kissing. I love how the audience acts as if nothing unusual is going on. And why couldn't they have taught DiffEq this way? I could see a whole series based on this.

The Yahoo AoSHQ group. You know the way.

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