Happy Earth Day! [Mis. Hum.]

You have a nice racket there. Be a shame if something happened to it. The alligator is hungry. [Mis. Hum.]

Wow. Just wow. Bill Kristol must be indisposed or needs money. Never say Never. That’s what some of the Never Trumpers are saying, and even more are thinking. Both in private. They are afflicted with a nagging suspicion. Trump might, how shall they whisper it, Make America Great Again. [Mis. Hum.]

Verne Troyer, best known for playing Mini-Me in "Austin Powers" has died at age 49. RIP [J.J. Sefton]

I'm not saying there is a sucker born every minute. But........Forest Bathing is the new and happening thing. [Mis. Hum.]

We have to give credit to the illegal aliens they are expanding their qualifications of usefulness. Nice explosion. [Mis. Hum.]

Twitter, a cute name for Stasi. Street artist Sabo permanently banned. [Mis. Hum.]

The DC Establishment Class is Vouching as a Group for Robert Mueller's Uncompromising Probity. This Despite the Anthrax Investigation Bungling, Letting Sandy "Socks" Berger Skate With Barely a Slap on the Wrist, Maliciously Prosecuting Scooter Libby While Ignoring the Real (and Known) Leaker Richard Armitage, Railroading Sitting Senator Ted Stevens on a Conviction Later Tossed Out by a Judge, and Investigating a Phantom Ring of ISRAELI SPIES Operating out of the Pentagon
As Zed said in Men In Black: "You're everything we've come to expect from years of government training."

Go Figure: Violent Crime Up Sharly Since Broward County Adopted Obama's/Holder's PROMISE Program to Let Juvenile Offenders Skate Forever After Repeated Lawbreaking (Including Burglaries and Assaults)

Homeowners Use a Handgun and an AR-15 to Defend Themselves from a Home Invasion of a Gang of Seven Pretending to be Sheriff's Deputies
Wait, I thought AR-15s were a special kind of "assault weapon" that could only be used by criminals to shoot civilians

Quickly Fired Former Atlantic Writer Kevin Williamson on the Media's Need to, Allegedly, Protect and Promote "Marginalized" Voices: " f you want to know who actually has the power in our society and who is actually marginalized, ask which ideas get you sponsorships from Google and Pepsi and which get you fired."

How Can You Trust the New York Times When Even Its List of Bestsellers Is #FakeNews?
When previously sued for publishing a false list of best sellers, they pled the defense, successfully, that the Bestseller List was not intended as an actual list of bestsellers but was just an "editorial product." Now (that lawsuit in the past) they are back to claiming it's a real bestseller list -- but if so, why is Jordan Peterson not on it? Nor Dennis Prager's big-selling guide on the Bible? Maybe time for another lawsuit.

Gentleman's Agreement: Like Jews Before Them, Colleges Now Discriminating Against Asians for Being Too Academically Successful

Would Reporters Be Able to Live Up the Standards of Disclosure They Urge For Sean Hannity?
Anyone think Fusion GPS' many, many agents (some paid, by Fusion's admission, for "research") are gonna come clean about their own conflicts?

North Korea Suspending ICBM, Nuke Tests Until Trump Meeting
Meh -- bear in mind, they've done all this crap before.

Broward Sheriffs Union Holding a No Confidence Vote on Scott Israel
To clarify: They could vote for confidence, too. But it's almost unheard of to even hold such a vote.

David Frum, Punk-Assed Bitch

Dave Grohl of The Foo Fighters invites Fan Dressed as Gene Simmons on Stage and The Kid Shreds. Austin, Tx 4-18-18 [dri]

Shocking: The Failing Restaurant Aboard the Cuck Cruise Line Refuses to Update Its Ancient Recipes
As the left keeps taking our right to free speech away, David French will continue reprinting the same column about never doing the same to them. I'd like one of these #FakeNewsIntellectuals to answer the question, one time: If this same trope has not produced positive results as regards our right to free expression the last five years, the last ten million time these pieties have been ritually uttered, what are the odds that this time it will do the trick?
Or is worrying about our own rights and privileges and Americans something that "True Conservatives" aren't supposed to do? Are we only supposed to worry about the rights of David French's leftwing palz?
The only passion the #FakeNews conservatives show on free speech issues is when a leftist's free speech rights are threatened -- or one of their cocktail circuit pals', like Kevin Williamson and Bari Weiss.
Has David French roused himself to write a single word about Lauren Southern being banned from England for passing out an "Allah is gay" pamphlet? Is she not in The Club? Does England's actions not sufficiently threaten David French's career aspirations to write for a leftist journal?

Prediction from "LoveBreedsAccountability:" Because Jake Tapper Knows Comey is a Sinking Ship Who's Damaged His Own Credibility, and That Going Easy on Clapper Will Damage the Only Thing That Matters to Tapper (His Post-Salon Career), Tapper Will "Bravely" Give Him a Tough Interview (and Collect All the Usual Plaudits From the Ususal Suspects on the Right)
"And rather than wait for it to happen and then get annoyed when I see everyone singing his praises, I figured I’d get out front this time around and tell you exactly what to expect. And why it shouldn’t make a lick of difference to you relative to Jake Tapper’s credibility. He’s a Democrat propagandist masquerading as an impartial journalist, and that he spends 1% of his time trying to disprove that reality falls wildly short of actually doing so."
He also links a list of Tapper's greatest partisan hits