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Euthanizing Kids Without Parents Knowing "Canada, ever on the forefront of normalizing death as a “safe and effective” medical procedure, not only wants to euthanize minors, but make sure that this happens without parental consent… or even knowledge." [CBD]
A Democratic foreign policy wonk ponders Trump
Concludes "this guy might be onto something!"
New Leftwing Attack Point: A President Shouldn't Hang Out With Celebrities
In related news, I just got an email railing against the sin of homosexuality from Oscar Wilde
Rapier vs. Longsword
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Roberts refers ethics complaints against Kavanaugh to federal judges Apparently anyone can file an ethics complaint, so maybe it's time to file against RBG for sleeping through her duties? [CBD]
Norm was right. Teachers risk everything dealing with the endless temptation to fuck those kids. Real heroes! Astronauts are just pussies in comparison to that. [krak/t]
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Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
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Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
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Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
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Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
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Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
Wankette HQ Gay-Rumors Du Jour
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My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
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The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
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