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Cutting The Cord And Email Security
Moron Meet-Ups
Dan Rather: "I See Dead People"
Nice, "Respectable" Ace Ain't Working
Highly Nuanced, Cosmopolitan Non-Cowboy French Troops Fire Indiscriminately Into Crowd of Civilians
Not So Stealth Blue State Bashing
Newsflash: Matthew Sheppard's "Hate Murder" Is a Myth
Michael Moore on the Tonight Show
A Liberal Who Doesn't Want (Much) To Call You a "Retard" Anymore
Third Quarter GDP Revised Upwards, to 3.9%
Blogger Assignment Desk: Explain What the Hell William Safire Is Talking About
Freedom's Century: Ukraine
Democrats Suggest "Solving" Judicial-Appointments Impasse
Michael Moore on Jay Leno Tonight
What Novels Have You Read Twice?
Unavoidable Afternoon Break
You Can Tell We're Sorry By the Way We Tilt Our Heads
59% Want Roe v. Wade Upheld
Ministry of Silly Links
Drudge Radio: Rather Resigned After Preliminary Report on Forgeries
3-11, 9-11 Linked: FBI
Make Your Own "ReBrand Democrat" Flyers
Bill O'Reilly Just Won't Shut Up About the "Smear Merchants"
Blogger Arrested For Murder
Iran Government Officials Present at Terrorist Recruitment Drive
The R-Word: Realignment
Blogging From the Ukraine
Football Fans For Truth Lives!
Update: Oliver Stone's Movie Still Sucks
Sistani Opposes Delay in Iraq Elections
Constitutions Don't Make Stable Democracies; Tradition Does
President Bush Gets Into Another Scuffle
10 Iraqi Parties Demand Postponement of Elections for 6 Months
Bin Ladin "Amazed" at US Defiance
Best Thanksgiving Post Ever
USAToday Acknowledges Rather Scalp a "Coup" For Bloggers
Whoo-Hoo! Awesome! Comments Seem to Work!
Happy Thanksgiving!
Keith Olbermann's Recountdown
Fallujah Terrorists Had Enough Arms to "Rule Iraq"
Shock: Oliver Stone's Movie Sucks
War Crimes Uncovered in Fallujah; World Press Yawns
Desperate Blogger: Can Anyone Help Fix Screwed-Up Commenting Code?
So Much For European Diplomacy
Look Who Isn't Talking: Hollywood's Conspicuous Silence on the Van Gogh Slaughter
"Now the marketplace is deciding who people will read and who people will believe"
The Torch Is Passed
Rather Empty Victory
Funny Stuff
Massive Offensive Launched Against Terrorists
Rather Finished
Adam Nagourney: Still Cocooning
The Stupid Party, Redux: Congress Moving to Outlaw Skipping Past Advertisements on DVD's
Michael Moore Voted "Least Intriguing Celebrity"
Transcript of Brit Hume's Smackdown of Juan Williams
CNN: Collecting All the Dickheads In One Place
A Contrarian View of the NBA Brawl
Who's "Mainstream"?: Department Head at Columbia U. Questions Existance of Al Qaeda, OBL's Involvement in 9-11
Rather Forges On... to CNN?
Yet Another Liberal Media Type Blames "Bloggers" For the Sins of Left-Wing Bloggers
Democratic Underground: Bush Arranged Houston Jet Crash to Kill Father
Japanese Politician Breaks Taboo By Suggesting Regime Change May Come to North Korea
How Was My Weekend?
Three Must Reads From Powerline
Penguins For Christmas
Shock: Fallujah Terrorist Plays Dead, Then Opens Fire On Marines
Washington Nationals to be Renamed "Reagan Nationals"
582 Pound Hammerhead Shark Caught
The Stupid Party: GOPers Slip In Provision Allowing Congressional Staffers to View All Citizens' Tax Information
Update on Vibe Awards Stabbing
How Bush Won Ohio
"Acquired Omniscence" -- Do We Know Enough To Have Strong Opinions About the Marine Charged With Killing a Prisoner?
Annoying: SNL's Not Funny, and Now It's Ripping Off My Stuff
Pentagon Debuts New Program to Let the Troops Know You Care
Shock: UN Knew of Oil-For-Food Scam
Everyone Loves a Quarterback Willing to Throw a Block
CIA Squealer Scheuer: Bin Ladin "Great" and "Admirable"
Bloggie Awards
Pardon My Screwed-Up Site
Even the Europeans Are Starting to Get Wise
Kim's Missing Portrait-- Confirmed
Petition Calling for Exoneration of Marine
If "Diverse Opinions" Are Important for Bush's Cabinet, Why Not for the MSM & Academy?
Yet Again: Radio Host Calls Rice "Aunt Jemima"
Local Blogger Makes Good
A Western Imperialist Colonial Power Indiscriminately Fires Into a Peaceful Crowd
Bloggers Rumored to Be Selected as Time's "Persons of the Year"
Must-Read Email From a Marine in Fallujah
Okay, It Really Does Look Like a Mobile Home
Pentagon Cheers CIA Shake Up
Update on Kim Jong Ill?
Maybe You Can Take It With You
Chris Matthews: "Suppose -- hypothetically, mind you-- that America were a 'good country'"
Big Dig Blues
George W. Bush: Real Ultimate Power
Great Moments in Socialized Medicine
Chris Matthews: "Can't we negotiate with bin Ladin?"
Psychiatrists Slam Rush Limbaugh For Making Light of PEST
Bush Pardons Two Thanksgiving Turkeys
Main Attraction of Radical Hardcore Islamofascism?: Slapping Around Women
Wonder If Keith Olbermann Will Flog This Story
Daschle Says Goodbye
Andrew Sullivan Watch: Flat Tax Is Like Gay Marriage
Vincent D'Onofrio Wins Liza Manelli Award For Emotional Stability
Top Ten PETA Initiatives to Save the Fish
Dow Posts Triple-Digit Gains on Economic News
PETA: Fish are People Too
There's Hope For Me Yet
Germany Considers Requiring Muslim Sermons to be Given in German
Golden Hour: California Finally Joins In Job Growth
Net Heads: We're Biased, In the Sense That We're Too Right-Wing
Anti-French Hate Broadcasts Ended in the Ivory Coast
Chris Matthews: Terrorists "not bad guys especially, they're just people who disagree with you"
Iraqi Minister: 1,600 Terrorists Killed in Fallujah
Drama Queens: Snivelling High School Punks Want to Call for Bush's Death at Talent Show
Blogging Stewardress "Queen of Sky" Fired For Posting Sexy Pictures
Drudge Shock: Stabbing at Vibe Awards
Kim Jong-Il's Portraits Vanishing From Pyongyang
Big Scoop: Iran Planned Hit on Paul Bremer
The Liberal Media's New Best Friend: The Unelected, Liberal-Leaning Federal Bureaucracy
Senate Republicans Consider Going Nuclear; Mohammed El-Baradei Deems Nuclear Option "Peaceful"
And Broadway Wants to "Challenge" You
US Soldier "Executes" Terrorist Playing Dead
Senate Committee to Explore Porn Addiction
Hollywood Hates You
SWPeter Pan Seeks SWTinkerbell
WeAreSorry.com Gets a Response From the Peace-Seekers of the World
Breaking: Protestor Sets Fire to Self At White House Gates
Pentagon Successfully Tests Laser Cannon for Planned Y-Wing Fighter
Terrorist Kidnappers Releasing Hostages?
Long Knives at Langley
French Police Assist Burglar Robbing Jewelry Store
AP Photopropaganda Alert
Best Political Book of the Year?
Cheney Hospitalized For Shortness of Breath; Undergoing Cardiac Tests
Why, I Oughta Pound You...
We Won, You Lost, Get Over It
State of the Art Bang-Bang, Redux: UAV's Pummel Fallujah Terrorists
All Your Faux Intellectual Preening Are Belong to Us
Blogging Ethical Dilemma
Guilty!
The 60 Million Vote Man
Hate Radio: Liberals Condone "Full-Scale Civil War"
Who's Voting on Values?
Remember When the Media Was So Concerned About "Hate Radio"?
"Someone's Going to Get Killed Before This Madness Is Over"
Is Christmas Officially Illegal This Year, Or What?
In-Joke Flashback: The Guys Get Shorts
CBSNews: We Stand Behind the Forgeries, But We're Sorry About Interrupting CSI
NYT: Rightwing Blogosphere Debunks Vote-Theft Rumors Better Than MSM
Now Here's A Lavish Broadway Production For Me: Silence!: Silence of the Lambs , the Musical
Kerry Lawyers on "Fact-Finding" Mission in Ohio
Saddam Hussein Had No Connections to Terrorism
The Ultimate Buhhh-bye
Hollywood Politics Watch
Let's Be Honest: You're All Retards, and Retards Love Applebee's
US Adds 600 Iraqi Terrorists to Arafat's Hellbound Posse
Barbara Streisand's Top Ten Explanations For Kerry's Loss
Arafat's Condition Improves to Stable But Dead
Worst. Lyrics. Ever.
Ann Coulter v. Keith Olbermann
Arafat Merely "Sleeping," Claims Senior Aide
Message to Microsoft: I'm Not Selling Out to You, No Matter How Much You Offer
Fallujah Briefing
ABCNews Debunks Paranoid Leftie Ravings About "Stolen Election of 2004"
Happy Birthday, United States Marines!
Best. November. Ever.
Tish Durkin is On Frickin' Fire
Holland's 9-11: An Email from a Dutchman Who's Had Enough
Zell Miller Conflagration Update: Still Smoldering
Let's Be Honest: You're All Secret Slavery-Enthusiasts, Too
"Brave Warriors" Alert: Islamist Army Shoots Down US Plane
I Haven't seen Liberals This Upset Since They Cancelled St. Elsewhere
Update on Let's Be Honest: You're All Vicious Gay-Haters
Star Wars Episode III Trailer
I Wanna Give a Shout-Out to My Producers at Death-Jam
Hangin' Out Wit' P. Diddy
Where Does the Time Go?
Who's Mainstream? Who Only Thinks They're Mainstream?
Let's Be Honest: You're All Vicious Gay-Haters, Too
Madonna Calls For US Withdrawal From Iraq, Then Pantomimes Masturbation With a Fungo Bat
Let's Be Honest: You're Morons
WTC "Suicide Protestor:" Maybe Not
Our Scary-Important Allies, Part 5,347
Magical Emoting
Not to Tout My Wonderful Sponsors, But...
And Again: CBSNews Knows Only of Leftwing Blogs
It's Kos' Party (and They'll Cry if They Want To)
Top Ten Cool Things About the New 30,000 Pound Massive Ordnance Penetrator (MOP)
State-of-the-Art Bang-Bang*
Muslim Elementary School Bombed in the Netherlands
60 Minutes Corrects Anti-Bush Story... After the Election?
Pray For Our Boys
Finally Fallujah
In Islamist Terror-Murderin' Holland, Man Arrested for Sign Reading "Thou Shalt Not Kill"
Ace. You Have the Con.
Warming the Cockles
Let's Be Honest: The World Press Can Eat Our Shorts
Pardon Our Wardrobe Malfunction
John Kerry's Achilles Heel
Open Thread: The Campaign, The Media, The Election, & The Future
You Got Us: Kerry Won, Vote Was "Hacked"
It's Only Politics, Guys
"Back to Massachusetts" (Ace)
Return of the Living Dead
Dawn of the Dead
An Oldie But A Goodie
Losers of Election 2004
Hoke Malokey has the Con
The Dutch Awake to Find the Murderers Already In Their House
Photoshop Bait
Soldier Survives Iraq; Is Then Assailed by Ankle-Biting Lefty Trolls
Where's My Million Dollar Bush-Won Check?
But Smug Condescension Always Sounds Better With a British Accent
Didn't Janis Joplin Say That Originally?
"Just Let Me Put My Pants On, and Then I'm Going to F--- You Up"
Weekend Guest Blogger
What's Another Word for Five Points? Oh Yeah: Mandate Three Points, But Still a Mandate
Bush Wins Iowa
Thanks, Nigel: Guardian Letter Campaign Backfires in Ohio
Dan Rather Really Did Just Hear "You're Fired:" 60 Minutes II to be Cancelled
Fever Swamped: The Idiot's Guide to Walter Cronkite's Conspiracy Theories
337,000 New Jobs Created, Most in Seven Months
Let's Be Honest: Maureen Dowd Is Less Relevant Than Adrian Zmed
Productivity Rises, Jobless Claims Plummet
The Longest War: The Islamist War on America Is Twenty-Five Years Old Today
"The Blogging Machine": The Video
Shocker Expose: John Kerry Won the Election
Arafat: Stable, But Pining for the Fjords?
Schwarzenegger: Democrats are "Losers"
The New York Times Spins a Nice Warm Coccoon
That Very Red County Map
Guiliani for AG?
The Full Dukakian Transformation
I Loves Me Some Blogads
On the Exit Poll Debacle
Lost in the Celebration: Bobby Jindal Finally Won
A couple of FAQ's
Iranians Rejoice at Bush Victory
Arafat Update
And so he was
Arafat in a Coma
Inside Joke About Polling
Obligatory Liberal Media Stories
Yasser Arafat "In Serious Condition"
As Predictable as a Half-Assed Similie
Listen... (shhhh!) to what the Pajama People say...
Gloating
If At First You Don't Succeed, Just Begin Lying
The Most Important Political Victory in Fifty Years
Kerry's "Foreign Leaders": "We were just kidding!"
Germans: They're Either At Your Throats or At Your Knees
Best. Photoshop. Ever.
Daily Waste of Time: Howard Dean for DNC Chair
An Open Letter to the Mainstream Media
FAQ: Is Gloating Allowed Here?
Victory Rally
Kerry Calls Bush to Concede
Dick Morris Calls "Fraud" on Exit Polls
Senator Tom Daschle, I bid you a fond buhhh -bye
Dan Rather: "The Blogging Machine," on Orders from the White House, Will Begin Drumbeat for Kerry Concession
How Many Provisional Ballots in Ohio, Again? [RETRACTED]
"Political Websites" Call Election for Kerry, Says the UK Guardian
I'm Glad Lefty Bloggers Are Handling This Defeat With All the Sobriety and Perspective We've Come to Expect from Them
The Only Projection That Matters: Ace of Spades HQ Calls the Election
128,000 w/97% in; Lead Growing
"The Campaign Continues"
NBC Calls Ohio for Bush
Congratulate Alarming News on Colorado
Note on Ohio
Bushies Think They Will Win Most Outstanding States
Excitable Andy Speaks
BUSH WINS OHIO
CNN Analysts: Ohio "Increasingly Difficult" for John Kerry
Colorado Called for Bush!
Senior Bush Advisor: Very Confident of Ohio Win; Only Question is the Size of the Margin
NBC & ABC Call Florida For Bush!
Awesome Electoral Map, With Running Vote Tallies
CNN: High-Ranking Democrat Concedes Privately that Florida is Bush's
Florida-- Looking Good; Ohio-- Looking Reasonably Good
Excitable Andy Says a Dirty Word
Fox Happy; Everyone Else Very, Very Sad
Missouri-- Which Has Voted For the Winning Candidate Since 1952 -- Goes For Bush
CNN: Mitch Daniels Takes Indiana Governorship
Aragorn Rallies Against the Orcs?
Kristol: Exit Polls Systematically Understating Bush's Actual Level of Support?
Fox Hints on Ohio and Florida?
Kerry Holds Lead in Later Exit Polls
SC for Bush
NJ for Kerry
Body Language: Juan Williams Seems Pissy and Combative
CNN: WV for Bush!
Tonight's Schedule
William Kristol: "It may be a little early to say Virginia is too close to call"
KerrySpot Bristling With Confidence
First Projections from Fox...
Hack Attack on Conservative Blogs?
Body Language of Fox's Political Roundtable
Catholics, Hispanics Strong For Bush
Mu.Nu is Open For Business
Kerry Losing in Oregon?
Drudge: Tied in Ohio, Kerry's Lead in Florida Grows by One to +2
Election Returns!
Tips Appreciated
Okay, Now It Gets Serious
I Got Nothin'
Highest Turnout in 36 Years
Kerry's Ahead-- But, Sadly For Him, Not Ahead Enough, Given the 59-41 F/M Split
Early Exit Polls in 2000 had many omissions and contained much that was apocryphal, or at least wildly inaccurate
Big Bias Towards Women in Early Voting/Exit Polling?
Excitable Andy Cautions NRO to "Chill"
Make Sure You Vote!
Another Finding of the 269-269 Nightmare Scenario
Hooboy-- the Internet is Jumpin' Today
Not Good: Kerry By One in Florida
The Final Polls...
Tom Wolfe on Susan Sontag
EXIT POLLS: BUSH LEADS OHIO 49-4 Kerry ahead by four, damn it all
When the Man Comes Around
Kerry Pollster Predicts... Three Point Bush Victory?!
More Bloody Peace from the Religion of Peace (TM)
You Need to Eat Bitter to Taste Sweet*
Final Poll Round Up: Ahead in 7, Tied in 2, Behind in 2
Don't Let the Door Hit Ya Where the Good Lord Split Ya
And So This is Christmas (Politically Speaking)
Bad News from Larry Sabato: No Incumbent Has Ever Won After Being Tied in the Polls Before Election Day
Tip Thread
I Voted!
I Don't Like Sex & Candy
Voter Guide-- Addendum
Welcome to the Party, Pal
Polls, Schmolls-- It's All Psychohistory Now, Baby
Tom Wolfe-- Bush Supporter?
Optimistic State Poll Numbers
Oliver Willis, You Are Now Officially My Bitch
How Is Bill Clinton Like Yasser Arafat?
Movement Towards Kerry: Terrible Harbinger or Weekend Polling?
Ace of Spades HQ Voter Issue Guide
Ex-JAG Officer: Kerry Dishonorably Discharged
State by State, According to the Washington Post
Shock: Press Pro Kerry
Bin Ladin Offers Truce to Any State Voting for Kerry
Gallup: Tied 49-49
Amazon.com Widgets
Now Available!The Deplorable Gourmet A Horde-sourced Cookbook [All profits go to charity]
Top Headlines
Podcast : 600,000 Chinese spies given visas? Scotland relies on 14-year-old girls for their defense, tariffs work! mortgage fraud is the new thing, and more!
The "hip" gray corporate slop era of Cracker Barrel is put on hold (supposedly):
Bret Baier
@BretBaier
Cracker Barrel is going back to the old logo. Company statement:
"We thank our guests for sharing your voices and love for Cracker Barrel. We said we would listen, and we have. Our new logo is going away and our "Old Timer" will remain. At Cracker Barrel, it's always been - and always will be - about serving up delicious food, warm welcomes, and the kind of country hospitality that feels like family. As a proud American institution, our 70,000 hardworking employees look forward to welcoming you to our table soon."
Elric the Blade says he's no longer sure that Trump will have the right to appeal in the NY fraud case: Yesterday, I thought that Trump had an appeal as of right on the fraud liability, based upon news reports that cited the second opinion as declining to find in favor of liability. That would give Trump at least 2 dissenting judges for an appeal as of right.
But now, after seeing the actual decisions, I'm not so sure. Sorry, guys. I've never seen or heard of what the second opinion did. They dissented, but ... decided not to dissent? I'm not sure what the effect is in terms of whether Trump has a right to appeal. I doubt anyone does.
I think even if Trump doesn't have a right of appeal, the Court of Appeals (NY's highest court) will take the case. But ... it's a liberal court so who knows how they'll rule.
I have the docket number so I can track what gets appealed to the Court of Appeals. If Trump wants to appeal, I think he might file an appeal as of right and a petition for permission to appeal. His lawyers know this case much better than I, but even they might know what the effect of all the opinions are.
I don't think they'll take the appeal. Judges are lazy and cowardly and will duck any hot potato case they can. These judges are also liberal hacks, and do not want to deliver Trump a full victory.
Podcast : Boots on the ground in Ukraine? We're against it! Trump shines a light on voting, Miss Universe wearing a suicide vest? And more!
"As the discussion continued, Fox News host Charlie Hurt asked Trump directly to confirm there will be no U.S. troops involved in this potential security umbrella for Ukraine.
"Well, you have my assurance, and I'm president," Trump replied."
Good! I hope I am wrong! [CBD]
Lost Seventies Mystery Click: The Darkest Song Ever Recorded? I think Professor of Rock (on YouTube) claimed this song was so upsetting that people used to pull over to the side of the road when it came on the radio. It's about a fatal plane crash, but obviously it suggests a fatal car crash too, which could wig out a driver.
It's like one of those nasty 70s anti-war body horror movies. Not for the squeamish. I'm not even going to post the lyrics because they're upsetting too.
Lost 90s Mystery Click: College Radio Edition
Well you look fantastic in your cast-off casket
At least the thing still runs
This nine to five bullshit don't let you forget
Whose suicide you're on.
Also:
You wax poetic about things pathetic
As long as you look so cute
Believe these hills are starting to roll
Believe these stars are starting to shoot
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