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November 10, 2004

Star Wars Episode III Trailer

It's the movie you were waiting for for twenty years, but then stopped waiting for about five years ago, 'round the time of Jar-Jar's first appearance.

Someone asked me if he had accidentally hit the "retard setting" on his DVD for Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones. I told him yes, that setting was called "Play."

And yet, I've gotta say, they might actually trick me into seeing this one.

The good news: Hayden Christiansen might not be in the movie much. That's something, I guess.

I'm not saying he's a bad actor; he was good in Shattered Glass (highly recommended, by the way; a must-watch liberal-media true-crime flick). But Lucas -- he of the velvet-soft directorial touch -- made him such a whiny bitch in the last movie. Evil ought to be compelling. Not annoying.

At any rate, they need to get Annikin into the Vader mask as soon as possible. But I imagine the trailer is sorta lying to me, and that moment will come in the last three minutes of the movie.


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