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November 03, 2004

An Open Letter to the Mainstream Media

Dear Mainstream Media,

Is that all you got, punk?

Never laid a glove on us.


Sincerely,

"The Blogging Machine"/the American voters

PS: Eat our shorts. And/or pyjama bottoms.

Request of Readers: If anyone knows the "cry" speech from The Great Santini, whoo doggies, I sure would appreciate you passing it on to me.

Forget It Update: Son of a bitch, Jonah Goldberg's already doing the Great Santini schtick, and even more funny, he's taking the quotes from the place I was just about to take them from, a lefty ("The Smirking Chimp") who did the schtick in early October.

For such a famous quote, it's, like, nowhere at all on the Internet.

Okay. He beat me. Fine.

It's not a day upon which one can too annoyed by anything.

Thanks to Joe Mama, if that is your real name.*

*Where's this from? Just remembered which movie, and which actors. Great effin' movie, too.


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