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November 08, 2004

It's Kos' Party (and They'll Cry if They Want To)

Determined, it seems, to reject the winning formula of moderation (real or feigned) demonstrated by Bill Clinton, the Democratic Party has decided that the future lay with the Daily Kos' brand of nasty cryptoparanoiac rantings, and they're following his advice to consider Howard "the Scream" Dean as DNC chair.


In related news, the Republican National Committee just released the following letter:

Dear Democratic Party,

This isn't any sort of fun if you're not even going to try.

Please, give us something to work with here, huh?


Ed Gillispie

PS: You know the hazards of mixing medications, right? Just checking.

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