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CEO of Jaguar Steps Down After Disastrous Rebrand of Storied Car Company as Trans-PortationHe turned a man's brand into a trans brand. But men are 49% of the market (actually, more like 90% for a sportscar) and the trans market is.... slightly less than that, right? Mardell, 64, has been at the company for more than three decades including the last two years as chief executive during one of the most transformative periods in the firm's recent history. American Eagle has issued a response to ugly cat ladies unashamedly showing their envy and resentment that a white woman is getting more attention online than they are. No, it's not this one. This one is a parody, though most wish American Eagle would endorse it: ![]() American Eagle's genuine response is good enough: They are defiant, and they say, correctly, that a bunch of ugly harpies coping on TikTok and BlueSky is not real life, and that their own polling shows that 71% of respondents like the ad: ![]()
They are nameless and formless and accursed. Like Sauron, they are now banished to the void from whence they came. Given that denim is one of American Eagle's staples and that Sweeney is rather attractive, it's a brilliant pitch replete with a dad-level pun. At least, it's a brilliant pitch to not insane people. For the insane, though, it's "Nazi propaganda," "Nazi fascism," and "an unbridled cultural shift toward whiteness." John Ekdahl @JohnEkdahl Allahpundit's favorite MSNBC host Chris Hayes agreed that it's a "problem" that Democrats have to answer for the silly posts made by rando nobodies, like racists insisting that white women are no longer permitted to be "centered" in advertising campaigns. He apparently doesn't read MSNBC itself, which published a hit-piece saying, essentially, that any ad featuring white people is an insidious backslide into White Supremacy.
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Black Conservative Perspective compiled more desperate, envious nobodies boohoo whinin' and cryin' that a white girl appeared on their computers without their consent. This one's a gem -- in addition to claiming that it's white supremacy for any white woman to claim to be hot, she also rips her fellow leftwing lunatics for... not wearing masks in public, which she says is its own kind of White Supremacy because covid affects mostly "brown and black people" or something.
In case you didn't hear: the newest rage of Current Year, the fight against "eugenics" (a word that stupid lefties just discovered, so they have to repeat it endlessly like four year olds who just learned a new word) has entered its second week. Dunkin Donuts ran an ad featuring a blond-haired, blue eyed guy calling himself "The King of Summer" and saying that his coloration -- "golden sun" -- was genetic. And the left went into Genetic Convulsions again:
Ed Morrissey talks about the Vibe Shift hitting Madison Ave: And what is that lesson? It's pretty simple: Normal people are normal. They respond to normal stimuli, such as attractive young women and men in advertising pitches. They don't mind looking at "kings of summer" or svelte starlets in TV and print spots. In fact, normal people tend to prefer it.
The woke racists insisted that corporations and all of society join them in denouncing whiteness and insisting that whites should hide their shameful pale faces and pass the torch to the Superior Races of non-white people. They're just fighting racism, doncha know And yes, Black Conservative Perspective compiled a bunch of people, mostly woke white progressives trying to gain credibility with minorities by insisting that it's time white people passed the torch and exit the stage, boohoo whinin' and cryin' about the silly Dunkin Donuts ad. | Recent Comments
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