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Schwarzenegger: Democrats are "Losers"Kinda funny, but also kinda cocky. Pride goes before a fall. Leave the "loser"/"douchebag" stuff to people like me, Arnold. You're a governor. Governate with some decorum. Respectability quota filled; on to the fun stuff. Schwarzenegger Calls Democrats 'Losers' The best part of that is the "Let's be honest." That's the genius. Anyone can insult someone, but to then add in a "Let's be honest," as if you expect your opponent to agree with the insult because it's so obvious... that's what pushes it over the top. Nancy Pelosi? You're an idiot. I mean-- let's be honest. There's no point maintaining this charade of your non-idiocy. It's the elephant in the room we've finally got to talk about. Michael Moore? You smell like a wet camel. Let's be honest. We've got to get you to one of those industrial-sized circus showers and hose you down like the big sweaty filthbeast you are. Oh, and you're not funny. You're snide. Snide can be funny, but it isn't necessarily funny. You're the non-funny, non-talented sort of snide. I mean-- let's be honest. You didn't really think people were actually laughing at your little nickle-and-dime home movies, did you? They're forcing laughs, to show they agree with your warmed-over New Socialist cant. Let's be honest: You're the leftist equivalent of Up With People. Ventriloquists look down on you. Let's be honest.
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