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November 04, 2004

Iranians Rejoice at Bush Victory

Never sure what to believe as to news out of Iran, but, like Dan Rather, I want this story to be true, so I'm running with it.

The White House ordered me to run the story-- they use me for "any number of purposes," some of which do not involve my dressing up as a Sexy Cabana Boy and delivering appletinis to Andy Card.


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