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McKayla Maroney: Larry Nasser Molested Me Hundreds of Times, At Every Single Visit for Treatment, Since I Was 13; I Don't Know if My Olympic Career Was Even Worth It
McKayla's disappointed face at receiving the silver no longer seems funny -- it seems like a girl wondering if putting up with constant molestation by a pedophile was really worth it just to win second place
Secret drug raid by feds backfires in Portland: 'Someone could have been killed' "The "sneak-and-peek" warrants, as they’re more commonly called, allow investigators to search a house, car, computer, other property or item, seize evidence and not tell anyone until much later." Because we don't have enough secrecy in government! [CBD]
Breaking: Barbara Bush dead at 92
Court adjourned. Harry Anderson, star of Night Court and Dave's World, dies at age 65. RIP. [Weirddave]
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Jordan Peterson - The fatal flaw lurking in American leftist politics: The doctrine of equality of outcome is impossible because Intersectionality is infinite. An overweight, Asian, transgendered, poor person experiences racism differently than a queer, underweight, Latino, handicapped person does. Equality of results would require an infinite combination of oppressed person characteristics to be understood and rectified to make everyone equal. [dri]
From Rasmussen:
Voters More Likely Now to See Mueller Probe As Partisan Witch Hunt "Following Special Counsel Robert Mueller’s invasion of the office and home of President Trump’s personal lawyer, voters increasingly believe Mueller’s probe is politically biased. But they also tend to think he is unlikely to nail the president for anything criminal." [CBD]
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