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December 27, 2005

The NYT Spins For Bush

...by publishing a shrieking-hysterics screed of a "news article" which states, in essence, that Bush is more concerned about America's national security than any Democrat.

I suspect that the average American has two competing images of George Bush. The first is of the leader who responded so vigorously to 9/11. ...

The second image is of a president perceived as slow off the mark this year when Hurricane Katrina hit....

By breaking and emphasizing the story of Bush's efforts to spy on terrorists, The New York Times and the liberal congressional Democrats have reinforced the first image of Bush just as it was beginning to fade from public consciousness.

Sort of like dirty-kinky rightwing hot actress Lara Flynn Boyle said:

The former star of The Practice, 34, has gone against the grain of a large number of her Hollywood counterparts to pledge her support for the Republican leader. She says, "I'm Irish Catholic, so a Democrat by blood. But I'm 100 per cent for Bush. I want my president to be like my agent: not afraid of people, but wants my best interest."

I explained what made her dirty-kinky rightwing hot here. And then, just to up the ante and prove she subscribes to the Ace of Spades HQ Lifestyle (TM), she got bored on an airplane and allegedly took off her clothes and attempted to have sex with random passengers.

In my book, that's a woman you listen to. She has the wisdom a Gandhi. But a Gandhi who probably will let you get to third base over your first-drinks non-official ambigu-date.

Thanks, As Usual, To Persnickety Jeff For the Spelling Corrections. What would I do without him? Oh, right. I'd enjoy my life.


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