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December 30, 2005

Man Wakes Up With Bleeding Head, Drives To Work, Then Drives To Hospital, Discovers He's Been Shot In the Head

He only decided to seek medical attention when his head wouldn't stop bleeding.

His girlfriend apparently shot herself to death later. She presumably gave him a slug in the brainbox while he was sleeping.

Political angle: More evidence we must not put women into combat positions in the military.

I know "Maybe I've been shot in the head" doesn't often pop into your mind, particularly, I guess, if you have been shot in the head, which might make you a little less on-the-ball than usual, but still, I would think that if I were shot in the head I'd either know it, or not know anything at all, as I'd be dead.

Thanks to Allah.


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