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December 12, 2005

Schwarzenegger asks Casey Kasem for a long distance dedication!

With all due apologies to Al Jolson,

Republican,

The most popular entertainer in American, Al Jolson, stumped the nation for Harding, singing songs that compared the candidate to popular Republican President Abraham Lincoln.

and USO Entertainer.

During World War II, Jolson performed at the USOs at home and abroad. During the Korean War, he gave 42 shows in 16 days. Proud of the soldiers, he said, after returning home, "I am going to look over my income tax return to make sure that I paid enough. These guys are wonderful."

Yesterday I heard a lover sigh,
Good-bye, oh me oh my.
Seven times he got aboard his train
And seven times he hurried back
To kiss his love again and tell her
Took-took Tookie, goodbye.
Oh no, Tookie, don't cry.
That choo-choo train that takes me
Away from you, no words can
Tell how sad it makes me.
Kiss me tookie and then
Do it over again.
Watch for the mail
I'll never fail.
If you don't get a letter
Then you'll know I'm in jail.
Took-took Tookie, good-bye.
Took-took Tookie, good-bye!

Please feel free to submit your own lyrics in the comments section!


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