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December 21, 2005

Supermodel Immigration Reform

Finally, two brave legislators stand fast (scoll down) against the rising tide of anti-supermodel-immigrant hysteria sweeping out from the red states:

Because there aren't enough gorgeous glamazons on these shores already, Reps. Anthony Weiner (D-N.Y.) and Ileana Ros-Lehtinen (R-Fla.) have co-sponsored a very special bill for supermodels. Introduced last month, HR 4354 would amend the Immigration and Nationality Act to establish a separate, nonimmigrant classification for fashion models -- in short, make it easier for beauties from Brazil, Russia, the Czech Republic and other far-flung locales to strut their skinny little butts on our runways.

Weiner, a 41-year-old bachelor, says he's trying to end a shortage that makes American modeling agencies lose business internationally.

Remember, by walking the runways for thousands an hour, dating greasy-haired N.Y. euro-trash and snorting up coke like a Hoover, they’re only doing a job Americans wouldn’t touch anyway. (at least that euro-trash part).


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