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December 21, 2005

Transit Strike Poetry

I've been avoiding this topic, but nothing beats a poetry-parody:


So much depends
upon

a Haitian guy who gets
on my nerves

and should probably
be in jail.

Unscheduled Unauthorized Poetry Slam! Even though you guys call me a homo when I post a good poem by Robert Frost, man, you cannot seem to lay off the poesy, can you?


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