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December 05, 2005

Bill O'Reilly Lowered Your Gas Prices

The man is always "just lookin' out for the folks."

CAVUTO: Okay. Gas prices are down a lot. Why do you think that is?

O’REILLY: Because they’re afraid they’ll go to jail. And those C.E.O.s who manipulated them–

CAVUTO: Why are you sure that they manipulated them?

O’REILLY: I have guys that are inside the five major oil companies - my father used to work for one of those oil companies, by the way - who have told me that in those meetings they look for every way to jack up oil prices after Katrina, every way. When they didn’t have to. And they got scared because in my reporting and some other reporting, they said –

CAVUTO: Wait, you’re taking credit for gas prices being down?

O’REILLY: My reporting and reporting of others.

My dad used to work for Bill O'Reilly, and says he's a bit of a lunatic. He did say, however, it was always pleasant to shower with him.

Thanks to Dr. Reo Symes, an "internet smear merchant" par excellence.

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