Boys Vs. Girls In The World Series Of Love

I don't understand why, but it seems a gender war has broken out here. If the threads you're currently arguing this out over get too full, you can use this one.

If you ladies get into trouble, don't count on me bailing you out. I'm not into placating. I'm not tolerant of that at all. I'm not into babysitting or handholding; the girl has to bring something to the table.

Meanwhile... Videogame teaches you how to give women orgasms.

I'm confused. If you have a videogame, who gives a rat's ass about women's orgasms?

Or should I say -- "orgasms." Seriously, ladies, you're not having orgasms. If there were such a thing as a female orgasm, the world population would be 8.9 gazillion.

You're just having sex. That's all.

Leave something for us, huh?

And... Erotic Bible calender, featuring a topless Eve.

Also, wearing a thong and pasties -- Ruth. Ruth.

These are the sort of tips that get emailed to me. I'd love to blog about military strategy in Iraq, but ya gotta work with the tools at hand.

posted by Ace at 11:26 PM

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