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December 16, 2005

Man Breaks Into Car To Leave Behind $15,000 Diamond Ring

Heartbroken but still warm-hearted:

The ring came in a box topped with a white bow. A note with it read: “Merry Christmas. Thank you for leaving your car door unlocked. Instead of stealing your car I gave you a present. Hopefully this will land in the hands of someone you love, for my love is gone now.”

Awww. Geeze, even I find that poignant and sweet.

That clicking noise you hear is the sound of the words "FADE IN" being written in 10,000 screenplays about this premise.

I see the story moving simultaneously in two tracks. One, uncovering the mystery of the original owner and his lost love, and two, the woman receiving it and the handsome but roguish detective she's hired to look into the ring slowly falling in love. After annoying each other for the first forty minutes, of course.

And then hopefully some hot man-on-man action with Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhallenhyllenhallenhaal.

Thanks to Michael.


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