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December 08, 2005

The Onion Horns In On Dick Cheney Fun

Lame gag about "Voice of God" heard by Bush just turning out to be Cheney on an intercom.

The Skinnersphere questions the timing.

Me too. And if you're going to do a Cheney/God joke, you can do it in less than 700 words. Like this:

"God is dead." -- Nietzsche

"Nietzsche is dead." -- God

"If the two of you don't stop bickering, I'm turning this car around right fuckin' now." -- Dick Cheney


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