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December 31, 2005
Released German Kidnap Victim Has a Bad Case of Stockholm Syndrome

When even the Germans think you're behaving bizarrely, you might want to reconsider your fashion choices:
If former hostage Susanne Osthoff had been better advised, she probably would have opted against appearing on German television entirely covered in a black headscarf. The hijab, which left only a pair of slits for her eyes, made the freed hostage look like a disturbing cross between a Chechen Black Widow suicide bomber and a ninja.
By the way, Patty Heart just called, and she wants her mental stability back.