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December 03, 2005
CIA Missile Attack Kills (Possible) Third-Ranking Al Qaeda Leader
A safe house in Pakistan turned out to be not quite so safe after all.
I say he's the "possible" Al Qaeda #3 because his precise rank is unknown. But he was a biggie.
His location was discovered when Dick Cheney plugged himself into CEREBRO to increase his already-formiddable psychic powers. He toyed with the idea of simply psionically bursting his brain, Scanners-style, but decided the CIA needed a morale boost.
Correction: I'm told it's CEREBRO, not CERBERUS.
F'n' geeks. Get a life.