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Jeff Flake's Nose Looks Like a Droopy Dick That "Dresses Left," If You Know What I Mean.
Senator -- why the schlong face?

On Tilt?
Should eternal principles mutate so furiously in 16 days?

How Dagwood Split the Atom: Space-Age Atomic Science from 1949, Explained by Funny-Papers Characters
Thanks to All Hail Eris

Mika Brzezinski Apologizes. But I'm not sure if this hits the right "tone." You tell me.

I want to apologize to all homosexuals as well as straight men who have sex with homosexuals. To quote the Dalai Lama, "It's not gay if you beat them up when you're finished."

I don't know. It seems heartfelt enough, but I just think she's missed the mark here.

Apple pulls war game set in 2011 Afghanistan ... because it portrays the Taliban as the enemy.
First they came for the Confederate Flags...
[ArthurK]

Here's Every Dan Savage or Other Leftwing "Sexpert" "Sex Advice" Question: "Hi, I enjoy shoving deviled eggs up my ass and going to work puffing out paprika farts. Isn't Trump the worst?"

In About 15 Minutes, May Will Announce the Results of the Confidence Vote in Her Government
I'll put up a post when we know, maybe put up video as we get closer.

A New Drift-Compatible Podcast

Iran Arrests 100 Christians in Growing "Crackdown" on Religious Minority
Saudi Arabia Just Permitted a Coptic Christian Mass for the First Time In Its History
Quick, let's start dropping bombs on Riyadh and give the Middle East to Iran because Saudi Arabia whacked a guy. I mean, Iran's never done such a thing. Except for hundreds of actual Americans. But they don't count. They're PoG (Persons of Garbage).

Strasbourg terrorist not yet found.
They're evacuating the city center.
The text reads "evacuate the town center via the north, don't go in the direction of Neudorf, follow the orders of the police scrupulously, keep your cool."

Here is one of the many Monty Python sketches that are now forbidden. Give it a minute; the beginning is not as good as the middle and end.
Best Palin-Jones sketch. Palin's increasingly frustrated performance here is hilarious.

Shooter in Strasbourg Presumed to be "Fiche S," the French Designation for Terrorist Cases

Remember last year how the Great Barrier Reef was in the process of being destroyed by Global Warming?
Gadzooks! A million year old ecosystem is able to adapt to minor changes!!
[ArthurK]

This Is Messed Up Stuff Right Here
It's the Snail Sketch from Porlandia. Gotten from this video on SJWs' #Purge of Kevin Hart.

Who'll Host The Oscars Now? Almost All of Those Mentioned as Possible Replacements for Kevin Hart Have Made "Homophobic" Jokes or Jokes About Rape or the Like in the Past
And who would even want to subject himself to a #WokeStasi Dragnet? (#WokeStasi courtesy of Iowahawk.)

USGS Announces Discovery of 46.3 Billion Barrels of Oil and 281 Trillion Cubic Feet of Natural Gas in the Delaware Basin of Texas and New Mexico

"Without the element of self-awareness, SNL's plea to Mueller looked like a group of socially awkward College Democrats got a little crazy on Franzia and tried to win a local talent show."

Aplogists Keep Saying that Not-Doctor Who's Ratings Are "Better Than They Have Been for Years," But That's Increasingly False. The First Three Episodes Had Good Ratings as SJWs Tuned In... But Then They Stopped Watching Because SJWs Don't Actually Like Sci-Fi or Other Male-Skewing Entertainment. Now the Ratings (Check the Back Half of the Season, as Reality Slipped In) Are As Low as Capaldi's Last Season -- Which Was Regarded as Ratings Crisis Point.
BTW, Doctor Who Will Have a New Years Day special and then take the rest of 2019 off. I guess this show is really lighting the BBC on fire.

Oh Yeah, the New Cuck Weekly Magazine Under the Delicate Stewardship of Liberal NeverTrumpers Seth Mandel and Jay Caruso Is Going to Be Sooo Much Better Than the Weekly Standard
Eh, a magazine doesn't need a deputy editor in chief who cares about facts and shit. The only thing that really matters is repeating the cherished narratives of your leftwing media Twitter palz

Kill Me Now
Joy Behar's face looks like one of my balls. The left one, to be specific, the one who parties hard in the 90s and is now paying for it, all wrinkles and wattles and flappy bits

eleven: "Do you have enough banana pudding for the whole cl ..."

BackwardsBoy[/i][/s][/b][/u]: "[i]When he was in Boy Scouts, one of the leaders t ..."

Jane D'oh: "Good grief. We are co-hosting the first oyst ..."

eleven: "[i]That's too bad - she had a "look".[/i] rig ..."

steevy: "Sandra Locke did not have kind things to say about ..."

Ben Had: "Christmas for the press, take an old , cold tater ..."

Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b][/i][/s][/u]: "[i] 278 Clint Eastwood's Ex-Girlfriend, Oscar Nom ..."

eleven: "Sondra was hittable. ..."

Krebs v Carnot: Epic Battle of the Cycling Stars (TM) [/b][/i][/s][/u]: "[i] stacey abrams is the lesbian stay puft marshm ..."

Calm Mentor: "As stupid as she is, she still violated no rule si ..."

SMOD: "Clint Eastwood's Ex-Girlfriend, Oscar Nominee Sond ..."

eleven: "[i]Who chose that Form of the Destructor? Posted ..."

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Paul Anka Haiku Contest Announcement
Integrity SAT's: Entrance Exam for Paul Anka's Band
AllahPundit's Paul Anka 45's Collection
AnkaPundit: Paul Anka Takes Over the Site for a Weekend (Continues through to Monday's postings)
George Bush Slices Don Rumsfeld Like an F*ckin' Hammer

Democratic Forays into Erotica
New Shows On Gore's DNC/MTV Network
Nicknames for Potatoes, By People Who Really Hate Potatoes
Star Wars Euphemisms for Self-Abuse
Signs You're at an Iraqi "Wedding Party"
Signs Your Clown Has Gone Bad
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Signs of Hip-Hop Influence on John Kerry
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Things People Are More Likely to Say Than "Did You Hear What Al Franken Said Yesterday?"
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All-Time Best NBA Players, According to Senator Robert Byrd
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Secret John Kerry Senatorial Accomplishments
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John Kerry Pick-Up Lines
Changes Liberal Senator George Michell Will Make at Disney
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The Ace of Spades HQ Sex-for-Money Skankathon
A D&D Guide to the Democratic Candidates
Margaret Cho: Just Not Funny
More Margaret Cho Abuse
Margaret Cho: Still Not Funny
Iraqi Prisoner Claims He Was Raped... By Woman
Wonkette Announces "Morning Zoo" Format
John Kerry's "Plan" Causes Surrender of Moqtada al-Sadr's Militia
World Muslim Leaders Apologize for Nick Berg's Beheading
Michael Moore Goes on Lunchtime Manhattan Death-Spree
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Liberal Economists Rue a "New Decade of Greed"
Artificial Insouciance: Maureen Dowd's Word Processor Revolts Against Her Numbing Imbecility
Intelligence Officials Eye Blogs for Tips
They Done Found Us Out, Cletus: Intrepid Internet Detective Figures Out Our Master Plan
Shock: Josh Marshall Almost Mentions Sarin Discovery in Iraq
Leather-Clad Biker Freaks Terrorize Australian Town
When Clinton Was President, Torture Was Cool
What Wonkette Means When She Explains What Tina Brown Means
Wonkette's Stand-Up Act
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Here's What's Bugging Me: Goose and Slider
My Own Micah Wright Style Confession of Dishonesty
Outraged "Conservatives" React to the FMA
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The Story the Rightwing Media Refuses to Report!
Our Lunch with David "Glengarry Glen Ross" Mamet
The House of Love: Paul Krugman
A Michael Moore Mystery (TM)
The Dowd-O-Matic!
Liberal Consistency and Other Myths
Kepler's Laws of Liberal Media Bias
John Kerry-- The Splunge! Candidate
"Divisive" Politics & "Attacks on Patriotism" (very long)
The Donkey ("The Raven" parody)

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