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May 09, 2005

Narcisstic Hit-Pimping Haiku Exhibition

At some point I'll have to stop blogging for the day, and yet I don't want that darn SiteMeter to fall off too much.

So I'll do what I usually do in such situations... start a flame-war thread.

Basically, the show we're putting on tomorrow is going to be a trainwreck. You know, I know it, the American people know it. And of course Bob Dole's cock knows it.

If you're so inclined, you can flame me on the upcoming Hindenburg-level catastrophe in haiku form.

Or, if you don't want to, don't. See what I care. I'm a big media muckety-muck now and it's no skin off my nose.

Bastards.


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