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May 04, 2005

Richard Gere Loves His Fellow Human Beings, As Long As They're Hot

Just wonderful. Gere, or as Jennifer calls him, "The Speaker for Humanity," refused to take a picture with a couple of handicapped fans:

“Maybe later,” the 55-year-old Gere was quoted as saying. “I’m hard of hearing and I have a bad hip. We all have problems.”

Despite a second request an hour later, Gere still didn’t come over. “May I please finish my dinner?” he pleaded with another fan who came up and asked for a photo.

We all have problems. That's so true, Richard. Some of us have muscular dystrophy or are deaf and breathe through a tube (as his fans were), while others of us must soldier on with a "bad hip" that can only be partially cured with weekly acutherapy sessions and very expensive injections of crocodile cortiosteroids to the pelvis.

How you manage in the face of these crippling ailments is an inspiration to us all, Richard.

Jen is on F'n' Fire Update: The evidence--

Yet another dopey college student plays the Sodomy Card regarding gay marriage, this time to Ann Coulter.

("Sodomy" and "Ann Coulter" in the same sentence should be worth a couple of dozen google-hits.)

Colin Ferrel attempts to seduce 70 year old woman for two hours; fails.

Probably the first time he's struck out in a while. I give this old biddie major props.

Why does Jennifer hate Martin Short, though? Yes, he's a liberal. They all are. But hasn't she seen Clifford? Or The Three Amigos? Or Jiminy Glick?

Politics ends at the funny's edge. And Martin Short is f'n' funny.

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