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May 02, 2005

It's Footloose All Over Again: Campus Comes Down, err, Hard on "Penis Warriors"

This is just unbelievable.

As you may know, dopey female college students (and their semimale hangers-on) have been calling "Valentine's Day" "V-Day" for a number of years, which, in case you don't know, now stands for "Vagina Day." And they talk endlessly about their vaginas, and offer, um, anatomically-correct lollipops (okay, that doesn't make sense, but you know what I'm talking about), and of course stage Eve Ensler's decidedly anti-penis, pro-pooter play The Vagina Monologues.

Campus administrators have had no problem with this sort of filth. I say "filth" nonjudgmentally; I think it's all pretty obnoxious and stupid, but I'm really not the first guy to begin complaining when a bunch of co-eds want to start talking about their funderdomes to me. As George Carlin observed, one sentence that's never been uttered in the English language is "If you don't stop s**king my c**k, I shall call the police."

Well, now some guys have gotten into the act too, and they're spoofing the whole pudendocentric worldview of Even Ensler and her dopey acolytes. They're staging "P-Day" events, and affirming the worth of their own genitals with spoof-slogans like "My Penis is Majestic" and, for those whose dorks are more academically-minded, "My Penis is Studious."

Great pick-up line, by the way. Almost as good as mentioning you call your thighPod "Mr. Polite, The Perfect Little Gentleman." (Doll-sized bow-tie, top-hat, and monocle optional.)

And now-- now! -- college administrators at Roger Williams College have decided that they will not put up with this sort of gob-smacking vileness.

A must-read. It's got everything -- sex, double-standards, the anti-male agenda, the ludicrous PC posturing of college students and administrators... plus a walking phallus named "Testiclese," photographed reading Michael Barone's Hard America, Soft America.

Thanks to NickS.

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