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May 02, 2005

Not Safe For Work

Okay, this link just leads to what is allegedly a pic of Jenna Bush exposing a bit of thong...

...but if you follow SondraK's not-safe-for-work link (and I know you all will), you will in fact find not-safe-for-work photos later in the series.

Is it Jenna Bush? Ummmm... no, it's not. I don't really know why people are claiming it is. This looks nothing at all like Jenna Bush.

Here's the giveaway: See, their faces are completely different. That's usually how I tell people apart.

War On Update: Yes, there's a war on, which is why I'm required to protect the President's daughter from salacious internet rumors. I can't have my President worrying about crap like this when he's getting his ass reamed out by John Bolton's potty-mouthed moustache.


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