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May 17, 2005

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Apparently a dubious Newsweek story on lutefisk sets off murderous riots in the American heartland.

ABC's Nightline was quick to suggest this is less a story about media recklessness than about "those crazy troglodytes inhabing the unfashionably non-coastal parts of our country... say one unkind word about Appleby's or the Cracker Barrel and they fly into full retard-berserker mode, gaining the strength of a dozen rutting orang-utans, coming at you like a whirlwind of slobber and crude weapons formed from sticks and rocks and animal feces."


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