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May 05, 2005

Sullivan Freak-Out Advisory Update: Nauseated

After careful deliberations between Wizbang, Allah, and I, the Advisory has been elevated to Nauseated.

This important decision was based on two factors:

1) he self-reports he is "nauseated" by the Michael Jackson affair;

and

2) his statement that "hatred of open and proud homosexuals is intrinsic to Islamist fundamentalism, as it is to Christian fundamentalism. The struggle against both is the same one - at home and abroad."

I can't wait until we begin carpet-bombing those pesky Christian fundamentalists. After all-- "the struggle against both is the same one - at home and abroad."

PS, Andrew, we usually use a double-dash (or, if you can manage it, an "em-dash" or long dash to seperate thoughts like this). Single-dashes are used for hyphenation and such.

Gob-smackingly vile misuse of punctuation, I think. Now I'm nauseated.

Remember: Remain calm, go about your lives as usual.

If you get freaked-out by Sullivan's own freak-outs, the terrorists will truly have won.

In a way, you know, the fight against Islamic theocratic mass-murderers and the fight against overemotional single-issue political shills is the same fight, both at home and abroad.


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