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May 19, 2005

Because It Just Never Gets Old: Andrew Sullivan Parody

It's really good.

I don't see an attribution, but I've got my suspicions.


UNBREAK MY HEART: Two more salvos from Instapundit. Sigh. Look, I like Glenn; by and large, he’s a decent man. But when it comes to his whitewash of Bush’s crimes, I just want to wrap him in an Israeli flag and flush his head in a toilet. This country’s interrogation policy now revolves largely around the application of menses; does Glenn not know? Or does he simply not care? Whatever the answer, it’d be nice if he at least addressed my criticisms instead of lashing out at me.


And quite frankly, it’s left me hurt, betrayed, bewildered, confused, and not a little sick in my intestinal tract. I’m missing writing jobs because of this, and it’s wreaking havoc on my bandwidth. Which is why I need a hundred thousand dollars as soon as possible.

By the way, I need a hundred thousand dollars as soon as possible, too. I forgot to mention that.

Thanks to NickS.

Update: Oh, man, it just gets better after the quoted bits, but I can't swipe the whole post.

Or... can I?

No, I can't. I'd sure like to, though.

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posted by Ace at 04:06 PM

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