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May 05, 2005

Bill Maher "Jokes" About the Sexual Molestation of Children

There's a difference between being "edgy" and being a a nasty anti-human dickbag, Bill.

From the Late Late Show, now hosted by Craig Ferguson, whoever he is:

Craig Ferguson: "You don't have kids, do you, Bill?"

Maher: "No."

Ferguson: "No. I have a son. It makes me crazy, this thing, this Michael Jackson thing. It drives me, the idea of someone touching my kid, I would go, I nearly swore there. I'd go crazy."

Maher: "Very wrong. But, you know, I remember when I was a kid. I was savagely beaten once by bullies in the schoolyard. Savagely beaten. If I had a choice between being savagely beaten and being gently masturbated by a pop star.... It's just me."

There's more at the link, including Ferguson's very wise deployment of the hook to yank this arrogant preening douchebag off the air before he did further damage to his own career.

On second thought... Ferguson should have let Maher "explore the space" a little more. If the man wants to hang himself-- give 'em the rope and plenty of it.

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