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May 02, 2005

Pat O'Brien on Dr. Phil

Well, not on him, per se. Betsy's not into it.

But Dr. Phil's interview with my new hero, Pat "Let's do it" O'Brien, will air on Wednesday on CBS, when the 60 Minutes II show usually airs (no idea when that might be; never even knew the show existed until they put up the Rather forgeries).

Liveblogging? Nope... but I will TiVo it. I can't miss my America's Next Top Model. Brandy thinks she's all that, but she ain'.

But it is obviously can't-miss TV for those pursuing the Ace of Spades LifeStyle (TM):

[Dr. Phil] added that censored portions of Mr. O'Brien's graphic voice-mail messages would be played during the piece.

I'll give Dr. Phil this: he knows what we want to hear and he's not afraid to give it to us.

Will O'Brien tear up as he listens to messages about "getting any of these hookers" and "let's do it, let's have sex" and "you have to pretend to be into Betsy"?

Of course he will. That's what Dr. Phil and O'Brien are both doing this for: for the "healing" and "closure" that comes with squirting a few (tears, perverts).

How the hell did television reinvent itself to suddenly become so g-darn good?

Thanks to See-Dubya.

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posted by Ace at 02:15 PM

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