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May 11, 2005

Count Every Illegal Vote

4,600 more "ballots" were counted in Milwaukee than that city has actual living registered voters. Thousands of illegal votes were cast, by those voting multiple times, by those stripped of the right to vote by operation of the law (i.e., felons), and by those stripped of the right to vote by biological failure (i.e., corpses).

Doesn't matter much to Democratic Wisconsin Governor Jim Doyle, who has vetoed bills to require an ID when casting ballots. Well, okay, I guess maybe that's "extreme." How about we compromise on a bill that requires an actual pulse?

The Democratic Party

Valiantly fighting to preserve the voting rights of America's "Forgotten Minority" -- the dead.

On the plus side, immortality is just a signature away. All you need to do is register as a Democrat in a machine-controlled city.

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