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Look! The coincidental halo pictures are back. Our garbage media worships garbage deities. [Buck Throckmorton]
WWII Germany New York City. Be careful out there, and have your papers ready. [Mis. Hum.]
The ONT will be missing our curmudgeonly Moron Chavez the Hugo. I received an email from his lovely wife. Chavez lost his battle to cancer this morning. Condolences to Mrs. the Hugo and their children. [Mis. Hum.]
Turkey 911: How to Cook a Frozen Turkey
Yeah, it's mostly an ad, but if you are truly in a bind...[CBD]
Arlington, VA: County Seeks Diverse Voices On Race, But So Far It's Mostly White Women. No way. Who could've predicted this? [Buck Throckmorton]
Arlington is seeking diverse voices in its Dialogues On Race And Equity, but so far the biggest group of respondents have been middle-aged white women who are relatively affluent.
Megyn Kelly on #Woke Media like the New York Times: "Insufferable," "Unreadable"
She's making a determined bid to get a Fox contract again.
Kayleigh McEnerny Does It Again...
Folks, this is how it is done.
AEI alleged national security expert writes in The Atlantic: We must go back to Obama/Biden's Iran "Deal;" Trump's policy of maximum pressure (which has brought Iran to its knees) isn't working
These people all belong to the Billionaires' Party (as Tucker Carlson calls it). They are paid directly by billionaires to propagandize shamelessly for billionaires' interests.
Van Morrision:
No More Lockdown
"I Know Sidney Powell. She Is Telling the Truth." "Non-partisan legal expert Jonathan Turley is one of the few reliable commentators left out there. He observed after watching the press conference that Powell and the rest of the president's team took a similar risk today. They accused a massive corporation, Dominion, with links to friendly billionaires like Soros and many foreign governments, of felonies. Of colluding with corrupt election officials to steal the White House. If these charges are false, their careers are finished. If defamation lawsuits get launched -- and I don't see how Dominion has any choice but to file them, or go bankrupt -- Sidney Powell could lose her house and her license to practice law. She'd be a pauper. The same is true of Ellis, Giuliani, and anyone else on the president's team. But only if the charges are unsupported and untrue. Given the death threats to election officials in Michigan, and the doxing of their children, for refusing to certify a corrupt election, I'd say Ms. Powell is risking a lot more than money." [J.J.Sefton]
Bleg: I heard that Newsmax's Chris Salcedo was making fun of Chris Stirewalt sometime over the past week (or maybe at the end of last week). I've been looking through those shows but I can't seem to find the Stirewalt stuff. If you saw this and have an idea which day it was, please let me know.
How to change your search engine to Duck Duck Go (or whatever search engine you'd like):
1. Go to your search bar and right-click.
2. This will bring up a drop-down menu. Select "Edit Search Engines."
3. At the right edge of each engine, there will be three little dots. Right click on those dots.
4. That will bring up another menu which includes the option for making that your default search engine. Click that.
A friend of mine switched to DuckDuckGo from Google and squeed that for the first time in ten years, when she searched for something, she actually got the result she was looking for, instead of ten Google-selected results like CNN's thinkpiece on why you're a bad person for searching for that.
It's bizarre, but Google's search function is actually an anti-search function. Instead of giving you what you were looking for, it goes through ten extra steps to find the things you specifically aren't looking for, but which the 27 year old know-nothings at Google think you should have been looking for.
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Based on the latest ratings, it looks like the crisis management team at @FoxNews will have to change the name of their morning show to: Fox & Friend.
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