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June 14, 2018

Thursday's ONT is a Moral Hazard!

It's just disgusting what people today are doing! Sometimes they get what they have coming to them,

but others show no sense of shame whatsoever! Their whole life is just based upon junk science.

Junk Science

I mean really. The penis of all things! (Although if the ONT was written for 12 year old boys I could just type “Penis! Penis! Penis!”, and they'd be in hysterics.) At least the above are facts about the penis. Some people seem to be clueless about basic biological facts. I don't know what these people are thinking, it's a mystery

It's a Mystery!

Older gays and lesbians can’t always depend on close relatives as caregivers. A report found that LGBTQ seniors were three to four times less likely to have children than their heterosexual peers. https://t.co/6zKNb3gQGu pic.twitter.com/pXmVhkQGlQ
— The Boston Globe (@BostonGlobe) June 10, 2018

Why on Earth should that be? Better send in Scooby and the gang to figure it out! At least it's better than these stores, which should be far apart.

Shoulda Put These Stores Far Apart

Well I never! The very idea! Corporate America should be more responsible. Why they aren't is a mystery, too.

It's a Mystery! II

Why Panera’s experiment with pay-what-you-want dining failed

What ever could have gone wrong?

Oh, forget it. Next thing you know people will be singing dirty songs and shit.

Dirty Songs and Shit

Surprisingly, that's not half as dirty as this song, even though it has more dirty words (1 to 0)

I don't know what is wrong with people today. Maybe it's just a symptom of the rot at the head of the fish

The Rot at the Head of the Fish

New Obama Scandal — ‘Wholesale Destruction’ of Gov’t Records

Ahh, fuggetaboutit. We should all just think about something funny until the SMOD delivers us all from this veil of tears.

Something Funny

Scientists Are Sharing The Worst Stock Photos Of Their Jobs And They're Hilarious

‘What the f*ck is this?’ One of the key questions biologists like me try to answer on a daily basis by staring intensely at coloured liquids #BadStockPhotosOfMyJob pic.twitter.com/7fRqLm08xP
— Erin Williams (@DrErinWill) April 25, 2018

Tonight's ONT brought to you by heroes:

They don't all wear capes, you know.

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