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June 06, 2018

The Morning Rant

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"Ladies, if a man comes on to you by telling you he's a male feminist, or is wearing one of those 'This is what a male feminist looks like' shirts, then you need to drop whatever you're doing and get the hell out of there. And whatever you do, don't touch that drink he just gave you, you can bet your life he put a roofie in it. Just knock it over and get out of the bar, fast. Don't try to engage with him, you've made a bad connection because he just wants your sex. He feels no obligation to restrain himself from grabbing and groping any part of your body that comes within his reach. Or worse, if he can get you back into his room. Because he's doing it in the name of feminism, that's how he justifies it in the end. Don't believe me? Just ask the women who've been assaulted by Eric Schneiderman, Harvey Weinstein and Joss Whedon, all of them big time male feminists, who think that parroting progressive talking points gives them license to rape. So that's my advice. And if you can't trust a fat, naked, hairy gorilla, then who can you trust?"

The Hidden Agenda:

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This Seems Sane:

So Does This:


Wonder What Kind of Sauce He Used?

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AoSHQ Weekly Prayer List

For submission guidelines and other relevant info, please contact FenelonSpoke, who is managing the prayer list. You can contact her at

fenelon direction 18 circle 'a' gmail dot com

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Answered prayer:

Hrothgar is feeling better, thanks be to God, but asks for prayers for his family. See below.

Job related prayers: VoterMom needs a full time job she that can help support her family

Prayers for support for family and friends after deaths of loved ones:

5/18- Chicago Lurker-Friend Helene has died after a long battle with an autoimmune disease. Prayers for strength and peace for family and friends.

5/18- Prayers for comfort and strength for family and friends of ibguy's baby sister Joyce, after her death.

5/21- Jeff Bedard, a moron poster died on May 19th. Poster "red" asked "prayers for the repose of his soul, for his family, and the larger family of internet friends of his, Morons & 'ettes, and people at all all the other places he posted over the years.

Healing and financial related prayer requests:

5/1-Sullas's dad will have cancer treatment. Needs healing.

5/1-Kemp asked prayers for well being of premature grandchildren in ICU.

5/6-Insomniac has difficult and complicated family issues. Needs prayers for himself and his children.

5/6-Fenelon-prayers for healing and resolution of insurance issues related to medical tests.

5/8-Prayers for Backwards Boy and Backwards Gal, for all their physical and other needs

5/8-Laurel asked for surcease of pain of Sister-in-law affected by MS. SIL needs to reach out to friends so she's less alone.

5/8-Thing from Snowy Mountain, in need of healing for heart issues, weight concerns and high blood pressure. Also, needs a new and less stressful job.

5/9-Lurking Phineas, inoperable advanced prostate cancer. Prayers for time with family, and to bear the effects of hormone treatments and radiation treatments and for success in treatments.

5/10-Lurker ("Curate"), needs healing from bile duct cancer and comfort for wife and married daughters and their husbands.

5/10-Captain WhiteBread, healing for mom who has heart issues. Needs resolution for $5000 hospital bill after his own heart surgery. Needs strength and hope.

5/15 -Hobbitopoly, prayers for pop who needs healing after eye surgery.

5/15- NorthernLurker, sister-in-law still needs healing and recovery after death of husband several years ago. Family under a lot of stress.

5/17- Prayers for healing for Jakey, a 12 year old friend of a poster, Irra., Jakey has seizures and CP and is in a wheelchair and was in hospital.

5/19-Friend of "Mrs Leggy" named Diane- prayers for healing and in dealing with chemo, radiation, and upcoming double mastectomy and hysterectomy

5/19-Theresa, Daughter, of Bonkauth needs healing. Would like to keep job as Nurse Practioner at womens' prison if possible and not go on disability

5/25-JustWayne asked for prayers for healing of mother of his friend, Sandy. Her mother- Ann- has supranuclear palsy

5/25-ibguy asks for prayers for healing for Theresa, a spouse of a friend who has breast cancer, likely a lumpectomy with no chemo but radiation.

5/30-ArnieFufkin-a lurker and occasional poster-likes to post on GAINZZ threads sometimes- asks for prayer for his friend and best man at his wedding who got quite ill while visiting Tasmania in February, Had acute pancreatitis, kidney failure and organ damage. Sill in hospital that has no internet access and so far away, Very weak. Needs healing

6/3-Redc1c4 has pain and tenderness in breast. Needs strength for he and his loved ones, wisdom for caregivers and prayers that it be something less threatening than the worst possibility. (Men can get breast cancer too , so he's naturally concerned) that it can be well taken care of and he is healed.

6/5-Muad'dib asked for prayers for healing for Syd, teen boy, who was in a serious ATV accident and is in the hospital. Prayers for strength and comfort for his mom Kathi.

6/5-Hrothgar asked for prayers for his daughter-in-law, grandson, and granddaughter who are still dealing with the unexpected death of his son in October. Prayers for healing and strength and comfort. Let's pray for dear Hrothgar too!


I apologize for any errors. I am keeping the list to about five weeks simply due to space. If you would like someone to be put back on, please let me know. Please contact FenelonDirection18 (at gmail.com) for additions or changes.

Feel free to copy and paste emails to her for Prayer Requests.

Please remember the Prayer of St. Francis:


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