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June 04, 2018

The Morning Rant

"Finally got around to seeing 'Darkest Hour' this weekend. I suppose it was a good movie, but the historical oddities really grated on me. No, Churchill did not ride the Underground, did not resolve his doubts based on hob-nobbing with some working class folk, and probably never spoke to a black guy except maybe when he was in South Africa, and that was decades before events of the movie began. I felt like some rat bastard commie was trying to slip in some propaganda while I wasn't looking. And at the conclusion of his climactic speech before Parliament, a young British woman up in the visitors' gallery yells out 'Smash the Fascists!' Really? First, did the British Parliament even have a visitors' gallery back them? I don't know, but I'm suspicious. Second, who the hell talks like that? Not normal British people. She would most likely have said 'Smash the Huns!' No normal person has the words 'fascist' and 'fascism' in her vocabulary. Only rat bastard commies do. Or those who have been heavily influenced by them, such as feminists, Hollywood fops, academic knuckleheads, and labor agitators. She would have seen the war as her country vs. another country, not some ideological struggle against 'fascism.' That's stupid. So Darkest Hour is basically a re-imagining of Winston Churchill in Marxist terms. Which is a shame, because Gary Oldman's performance was phenomenal."

And Speaking of Rat Bastard Commies Ruining Movies:

Solo: A Star Wars Story misses a huge opportunity to explore droids as an aggrieved class with parallels to racism and slavery. https://t.co/yF2Y88W2I8
— Vox (@voxdotcom) June 3, 2018

Because what will get us rubes back into the movie theaters are ham-handed sermons on race, class, and gender.

Leaning Forward:

Straightforward from here
1. Pardon Dinesh D'Souza
2. Pardon Martha Stewart
3. Pardon DC Zoo bobcat
4. Bobcat led coup
5. President bobcat
— Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) May 31, 2018

Cause and Effect -- How Does It Work?

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"It's OK When WE Do It":

You’re right, they aren’t compatible. Samantha just said words. Words you may not like but harmless words.
Rosanne made a racist comment. A harmful tweet that hurts people.
I shouldn’t have to explain this to you Sean, you Dull cunt.
— Kaj-Erik Eriksen™️ (@KajEriksen) May 31, 2018

So Where Was Bomb?

posted by OregonMuse at 11:30 AM

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I felt like some rat bastard commie was trying to slip in some propaganda while I wasn't looking. And at the conclusion of his climactic speech before Parliament, a young British woman up in the visitors' gallery yells out 'Smash the Fascists!' Really? First, did the British Parliament even have a visitors' gallery back them? I don't know, but I'm suspicious. Second, who the hell talks like that? Not normal British people. She would most likely have said 'Smash the Huns!' No normal person has the words 'fascist' and 'fascism' in her vocabulary. Only rat bastard commies do. Or those who have been heavily influenced by them, such as feminists, Hollywood fops, academic knuckleheads, and labor agitators. She would have seen the war as her country vs. another country, not some ideological struggle against 'fascism.' That's stupid. So Darkest Hour is basically a re-imagining of Winston Churchill in Marxist terms. Which is a shame, because Gary Oldman's performance was phenomenal." And Speaking of Rat Bastard Commies Ruining Movies: Solo: A Star Wars Story misses a huge opportunity to explore droids as an aggrieved class with parallels to racism and slavery. https://t.co/yF2Y88W2I8 — Vox (@voxdotcom) June 3, 2018 Because what will get us rubes back into the movie theaters are ham-handed sermons on race, class, and gender. Leaning Forward: Straightforward from here 1. Pardon Dinesh D'Souza 2. Pardon Martha Stewart 3. Pardon DC Zoo bobcat 4. Bobcat led coup 5. President bobcat — Comfortably Smug (@ComfortablySmug) May 31, 2018 Cause and Effect -- How Does It Work? "It's OK When WE Do It": You’re right, they aren’t compatible. Samantha just said words. Words you may not like but harmless words. Rosanne made a racist comment. A harmful tweet that hurts people. 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